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lets see the crimes:
for the first guy, its attempted infanticide
he said he tried, which means he failed
life sentence
for darth vader, he commited what i guess is a war crime, destroying entire planets
that would be breaking treaties made to stop this, making it a war crime
the death penalty
and last but not least, we have the kid who reminded the teacher of the homework
students are lazy bums who dont want to do school work. the homework prevents the students from studying, relaxing, gaming, doing fun stuff, vaping with friends(that would be a crime but this is not about that), living life, bathing, working(if the students have a job), breathing, literally anything.
the kid who reminds the teachers of homework gets shunned, ostracised, no bitches, not being liked, hated, lots of bad stuff
lets talk about stuff thats not covered
the cringy ass kids
they do 1,2 buckle my shoe(that died a year and a half ago), watch skibidi toilet(a BIG no no), being cringe in general, pissing everyone off with the skibidi toilet song, pop out of containers and screaming the song at the top of their go***amn lungs, disrupting the class, getting shitty grades, listening to cringy ass music and doing cringe ass stuff
they get: no bitches, shunned, ostracised, bad grades, the person that watches their youtube channel going"i tried reporting it for cringe but that wasn't an option, so i just flagged it for terrorism"
the snitch
count the cuss words so far, i count 8. they would snitch before u even finish it. like what the f**k man. thats 9 cuss words. say them and u will get snitched on. tryna keep order, when rly just wanna see u get in trouble. the bus driver/teacher would be cool with the laguage, its teenagers after all, and they still snitch. the teacher would be like "ok. i told u im fine with the language. jesus."
the vaping part is illegal, but students do it anyways. pull it out 0.000001% of the way and the snitches are on the way to tell the bus driver, teacher, or nearest staff member. i get it, its a crime but u dont need to do that. i have seen ppl vape and i was fine with it. its not a big deal. let them get caught.
they get no bitches, no friends(as their friends couldve done something, the snitch done their thing and now they despise of each other. any potential friends probably done stuff and wouldnt want to be compromised. they probably couldve slap boxed and got away with it and wants it to be a secret kept. bad grades. they are to focused on getting that
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(continuing from the last comment due to a character limit)
they are to focused on getting that hit of dopamine when they get someone in trouble, that they dont pay attention to the lesson
the EC kid
i know an EC kid, i am good friends with him. i have a classmate in first period who taught him how to dab somebody up
i have taught a dhh kid who i havent seen since 4th grade(i have transferred schools in 5th grade)how to dab somebody up. they are special(quite literally, tho AIG kids are considered EC in nc). i like them, they have mixed opinions from the crowd, some say they are disgusting, others say they are nice to have around. they get decent enough grades, a couple of friends, maybe some bitches(the 10th cuss word)
the popular kids
they are, u guessed it popular. sometimes they are chill and are actually good kids. they get popular for many reasons, from an insane amount of bitches(the 11th one) to being good, helping others, leaking the answer key on multiple occasions, letting others hit their vapes(unsanitary but i ain't them), getting good grades, being a ice kid, being spoiled and shares their riches, the list goes on.
they get:a plentiful amount of bitches(the 12th time), good grades, lots of friends, the risk of getting canceled after getting exposed, being popular, lots of good things
the vaper
has vapes,maybe will let others hit them, good stuff
they get: a nicotine addiction, below average grades and friends
the nerd
a bundle of the snitch and kid who reminds the teacher about the homework
as a result, they get good grades, -10 bitches(the 13th time), no friends, bitter sweet life in school.
the hot/popular bitch(the 14th time)
has a crush,ofc, but people who crush on her, and then asks her out, will get rejected
she might ask her crush, who just so happens to crush on her, says yes, get married and stay the love of their lives until they die. she gets what the popular kid gets.
the bully/bad kid
has beef with everyone, gets into lots of fights, and is generally disliked
they get: bad grades, a suspension and maybe an expulsion or transferred to an alternative school
the spoiled lil shit(omfg, that is the 15th time)
always flexing, asks out crush, gets rejected, blames everyone for forcing her to say no, is disliked by everyone, and has a full own tantrum, when things dont go their way, possibly destroys other ppl's valuables, thinks everyone has the same opinion, relentlessly bullys those who dont, is very narcicistic
they get no
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(ran out of characters... again)
they get no everything
the skibidi toilet kid
same as cringy kid, but its just skibidi toilet
the homophobe
hates bi, pan or homosexual ppl
idk what they get
i think thats all for now
i will update the list as time goes on and i can think of more things
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okie dokie then, good effort on that essay bro.
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wot
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thas a long list
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thats
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ik
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count the typos
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oh yes there is a special place in the cemetary for those people...
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