Toof

One skittle

Then don't let him get sugar next time

HE DIDN'T KNOW

WELL WILL HAS THE MENTALITY OF A LITTLE KID AND CAN'T HELP HIMSELF

GGGRREAAAHHHHH

HIS MIND DOES NOT KNOW REGRET

Will after regaining his full soul and remembering that one time he bit Mr:

Real

rea

Re

*laugh that sounds like a cough*

The catalyst of death

Permanent emotional and physical scarring

this incident was the one time Lian has been, like, MAD at Will
and when i say mad, i mean that "when the chill, fun main character of a cartoon snaps and goes ballistic" kind of mad

like i'm talking PISSED

The heat generated off of him could warm a family

he didn't go through with it don't worry

phew

the next morning he was so full of regret
he sent will a LOT of texts
they were in all lowercase and had no punctuation (Lian never types like that)

youmeansomethinglikethis

it still has spaces
it's like
normally he types like
"Hey Mr! Mind if I come over to your house for a couple days? :)"
but here he's like
"i don't hate you will
i really didn't mean that"

Yeah

(he planned on [[NOW]])

NOOOOOOO

:(

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

in fact here's the whole "conversation"

hi
i don't hate you will
i really didn't mean that
you've always loved me and taken care of me
you've always been there for me and protected me
we've been through so much yet you've never mistreated me
you've always made me feel so happy and blessed to be alive
but i just got really scared when i heard mr was in the hospital will
i was really sad
i'm a coward
and instead of talking it out calmly i snapped on you
i'm really sorry will
you've made my life so wonderful will
please never stop bringing happiness to this world
i love you will

Awwwwwww

Mr can probably hear him screaming from inside his own house

From the Hospital
*Hears yelling, opens window*
"YOU TELL HIM, LIAN!!"
*slams window*

Lian would definitely say some things that aren't very "Lian-like"

Got so mad he broke character
To quote Gabriel from Ultrakill
"YOU INSIGNIFICANT F

that day Lian seriously considered a divorce

OH NOOO

Poison <3

Yeeoowwcchh

Several weeks in the hospitap

Almost killing Will

Will making it up for it with a bowtie

That was when he almost killed Will

Don't blame Will

He likes sugar

Don't blame Mr

He almost had to go 3 years without seeing anyone he loved or cared about

Teef

Angy

smash