I'm The Captain Now

the only thing you've ever roasted was your dick to a crisp

its fine i grew a new one

wtf

bigger than the las one

so .000000003 cm got it

*10.000000003 cm, yeah basically

thats not even an inch

thats nowhere close to one small ass dick

we measure in the metric

10 cm is small af still

at least bigger than your 0.0000000000002cm

proof that my dick is that small?

your mother told me

*last

For what purpose

so ppl will thinks he's not underage