Announcement template (thanks to corpse)

are you gonna 🥩🤛?

I am not a furgot/pet-ophile

on buddha?

On every religion

That is a very good picture

I FEEL LIKE A MONSTROCITY FOR THINKING THE SAME THING WHEN I SAW THIS

Under that

I'm sorry for your loss

💀

he looks like a wrinkly potato with ears

ITS A SHE

It's looks so pettable

shes the softest bunny ever

She looks like it

yes

also shes been rlly friendly to guests lately

Sounds like a good pet, my pets are just jerks

no shes very mean to me she always throws tantrums and she hates me specifically bc when its nail cutting time im the one who has to hold heer

Ok it is like me, to other people I'm nice but at home when the guests leave

LMAO

Yep, not much people know my colors

wow

sounds like my mom

Lol

lol

i'd beat him up

leave her alone she dont deserve this

it's a him now
haha

no

yep

No, what if I harm your pet

its satire

Ok, good sorry about the last bit I said

Here's a picture of sammy (my cat)

What a cute little kitty

My pet

That is a very happy cat

Yes