Α - Leader of the "pack," dominant, probably a misogynist
B - Submissive "loser," probably chill asf
Γ - Girls like him but he cant get to first base
Δ - Average joe
E - A guy who has no self confidence but somehow has a lot of power
Z - Genuinely cool guy
H - Apparently the true gigachad according to ub
Θ - Uses the noggin way too much
I - Really smart and has great ideas but too pussy to talk about them
K - Guy who does "a little trolling"
Λ - "I have no enemies"
M - Does not appear on the "sexual radar"
N - Doesn't care about this list
Ξ - Supervillain
O - Needs someone to hold their hand through everything
Π - Has no f**ks or shits to give
P - Validation seeking leech
Σ - "I don't need nobody," probably racist
T - Also the true gigachad but more widely accepted
Y - Beta but is too lazy to move "up"
Φ - Women
X - Always needs to know more stuff, probably depressed
Ψ - Smart extroverts
Ω - One of the homies