Convince Saike to wear cat ears

X: NOOOO DONT DO IT EVER

Saike: Ok

Rizu: where'd you get that idea? lmao

Saike: Hm?

Rizu: the whole cat ears thing

Saike: I hate anon for doing this

Rizu: same fr *echos of Rizmew going O N E O F U S*

Saike: O.O

Rizu: what?
Rizmew: O N E O F U S

Saike: O.O

Rizmew: *is behind Rizu* O N E O F U S
Rizu: what’s that face for?

Saike: *faints*

*When Saike wakes up Rizu is gone, just a pair of cat ears and a note in a red liquid saying ONE OF US.*

Saike: OHGOD

*a quiet yet loud whisper echos through the alleyway*
Whisper: O N E O F U S S S S…

Saike: *portals away quickly*

*he is in the exact same spot he was in before. There is no escape.*

Saike: Ok, haha, this is a dream

*at the end of the alleyway a feint figure can be seen, seemingly facing away from him*

*unsheathes kuroba*

Saike: Hello?

The figure: *no response, they’re standing completely still*

Saike: *walks up, shaking, with kuroba in hand*

*as he moves closer the figure looks familiar, it’s Rizu, wearing cat ears made of… an unknown material*

Saike: WHO ARE YOU

Rizu: *no response, still standing perfectly still*

Saike: *slashes at it*

Rizu: *as soon as the blade touches her back she falls to the ground. Dead. There are words carved into her forehead: ONE OF US. The materials that the cat ears are made of are clear now. It’s Rizu’s flesh.*

Saike: *starts hyperventilating*

AAAAAAAAA

*the whisper echos through the alleyway again.*
Whisper: O N E O F U S

Saike: AAAAAAA FUUUUCCCCKKKKK

*Suddenly Rizu’s corpse disappears, and Saike and see figures resembling Rizmew surrounding him*

Saike: *crying* I WONT ADMIT DEFEAT

*everywhere he looks. Rizmew. They chant O N E O F U S over, and over and over. They are closing in on him.*

F*cking making Saike have nightmares

Yea

Saike: AAH

*hides under covers*

Rizu: ‘,:/ you okay, man?

Saike: d- do y- you know ab- about you in cat ears

Rizu: wha

Saike: ...

Rizu: ._.

Saike: I- I need to go

Rizu: okay-

*he leaves*

Can we talk about that for a sec?

Ye

First

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU BROKE HIM, I SEE HIM AS A SON, HOW DARE YOU

Hehehehehe

Second

Now I gotta draw stuff :(

Also no ones gonna see this, so will Sakat x Rizmew be canon?

Only when they aren't possessing Saike and Rizu

Yea

Saike: AAAAAAAA

*explosion of blood and tries to slash them with kuroba*

*nothing happens to them. All they do is come closer. O N E O F U S*

Saike: LEAVE ME ALONE

*as they approach his remaining arm is torn off. They make it into cat ears and force it onto his head*

Saike: NO… NOOOOOOO

*they carve ONE OF US into his forehead, as they did with Rizu.*

Saike: *crying*

*They begin to tear at his throat.*
Rizu: Saike? Saike?
*Saike wakes up*
Rizu: Saike you passed out mid conversation, is something wrong dude?

Saike: …

Rizu: do i need to take you to the hospital or somethin?

Sakat: Nya!

*has cat ears and a tail 💀*

Rizu: no… nO… NO- *become Rizmew* nya >:3

Sakat: >:3

Rizmew: *playful*

Sakat: *batting at her playfully*

Rizmew: *le play with Sakat*

Sakat: :3

Rizmew: ^w^

Sakat: ^w- F-..--. UCK YOUUUUUUUUUU- ^

Rizmew: nya?

Sakat: Meaw!

Rizmew: :3 *makin' biscuits*

Sakat: *also making biscuits*

Rizmew: *le purr*

Sakat: *falls asleep*

Rizmew: *also falls asleep, but as a loaf*

*saike wakes up*

*he is in a hospital*

Saike: Huh?

Rizu: