Statler, Waldorf, and Metallica; @OzwinEVCG; Masters of Muppets / Are Zapping You with
Zings, / Binding Your Lines / 'Til You Can't
Rant or Sing / Dunked on by He-Men, /
You Can't Do a Thing / Statler! Waldorf! /
Just Call Our Names Inside Your Dreams /
Waldorf! Statler! / Wrenching Your Minds,
Wrecking Your REEEEEs; "Hey What's That Bird Doing
Getting Ready to Sing?"; "When It Should Finish Getting
Ready to Become Our Dinner!"
"Ha-Ha-Ha! Ho-Ho-Ho!"