Uh... Messi took Saudi money to promote tourism to Saudi Arabia? That's all I got. Hahaha. This recalls when "objective NBA experts" kept awarding a First Team All Defense award to Michael Jordan even after he no longer regularly guarded the other team's best guard but got to relax while Ron Harper did the lionshare defensive work there. As the Clown World Afro Wig widens and rises, it will leave no sphere untouched--until burly barbers give it a good lawnmower treatment.