The snow has started here in Southeast PA, my school has already announced that tomorrow is asynchronous.

*laughs in Canadian*

i live in edmonton and it was -50(celsius) and still went school

A true Canadian with maple syrup in their veins. . .

i used to drink it every day, after brushing my teeth. Yes, yes i was bullied

(if they bully you again use your default maple syrup gun to paralyse them and then sacrifice them to summon the canadian geese)

ah yes, the canadian geese. excellent choice.

WE SHALL NOW COMMENCE WITH THE SACRIFICE!
*pours out maple syrup in the shape of a maple leaf*
Insert your victims. . .

SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE

*Oh canada starts playing*

BUT WAIT. THE GOOSE WANTS MORE

BRING FORWARD. . .

THE HOCKEY PUCKS!!!

We don't get snow here in east FL 😞

fr i can confirm :sob:

*cries in Floridian*

If you want snow come to Canada!
We promise you that you will always be cold

(News: Florida man arrested for throwing his tears onto old lady)

100% normal Florida headline. Totallyyyyy not strange af

Gorgeous!

I wish I still got snow, best I get is hurricane days.

Dude, really, asynchronous. How does that work for an in person school?

Homework, but no online classes/zooms
It was barely anything and I finished it all fast.

Lucky

Bruh, my school just delayed it by 2 hours…. My school district is probably the only one open in the entire state

What state are you in again?

Colorado

Dang, rip dude

It's snowing a lot here! It's covering my town so bad, my parents had to go shovel at 6am in parking lots

im the guy who people go to when they need a word. Im the guy who knows english but what the f**k is that word

Hello this is doctor Iceu and are you ok in the cold ask me if you catch a cold and I got medicine

Mine is ice, cancelled my school for yesterday and today, and probably the rest of the week

South:

Oh

Wait doesn't that mean you have school work but don't go to the school building? RIP

Yeah but it was barely anything lol

Yooo we live in the same state that's so cool

Yeah lol

So lucky

House reveal 😲

I live in California... no snow for me :(

We don’t get snow here in CA.