Cakedoctor: Here have some cake.

Aella: Ooh gimme so-

*Tako devours the cake*

Cakedoctor: Was it good?

Tako: Ye

*Piekiller entters the room and tries to shoot everyone with his guns, missiles and his flamethrower*

Rorie: B-bullets don't kill us (i think), we're squids... and octopuses.

*Piekiller turns on his water guns and shoots them*

Rorie: close... only huge bodies of water hurt us.

*Piekiller turns on his water missiles and shoots millions of them*

Probably not Blook: "Want a mine?"

Aella: OH BOY, DO I? I LOVE MINES! THIS IS GOING STRAIGT INTO MY COLLECTION...

Tako: You have a mine collection?

*It explodes and everything turns pink*

*Silence*

Blook but not: "Wrong mine, meant to... WAIT WAS THAT ALL I HAD"
*He uses admin commands to give him the subspace tripmine*

Aella: Wait, it wasn't supposed to do that?

Blook if he wasn't real Blook: "It was armed"

Aella: Oh

X: 8cc00o.gif (click to show)

*Tako was badly hurt, almost passed out. Aella jumps on X, grabs the portal gun and breaks us*

Aella: Why the hell are you even here fighting us, we did nothing to you!

X: Also that portal gun aint gonna break easy

(They didn't know about that)

Aella: Alright, someone set us up.

X: You're not the only one upset, I thought I'd get a challenge

Aella: Why didn't you ask to fight us first instead of rushing towards us? And not only that, but Tako's brother is somewhere and it's YOUR fault.

X: *Portal* Falls out of one behind him

Aella: ...

X: Oh there he is

Tako, being the weakest and innocent: *Crying*

X: Why was I paired WITH THE WEAKEST!!!

Tako: D-Don't hurt me!

Aella: I would advise you not to hit her, unless you wanna get destroyed. Not by me, but by her. *Points to rorie*

X: Ah, can I fight Rorie then

Rorie: So you have chosen death... very well then. Just know that fire doesn't work on me anymore.

X: *Pulls out a portal gun* I have many other tactics

Rorie: A portal gun? Easily dodgible.

X: *Starts shooting portals everywhere*

*Tako's younger brother Georgie is walking, and he gets hit with a portal gun. This angers Tako, and she tackles X, takes his portal gun, and smacks him with it repeatedly.*

Blue: What-

Aella: The-

Rorie: FU-

X: ALRIGHT WERE FIGHTING NOW *Throws the portal gun and grabs Tako's head, and proceeds to slam him into the ground*