Skye(Hospitalized or something idk)

Rampage: "How tf did you break your leg?"

Skye: "I dunno how I broke it if I have NO BONES!"

Rampage: "True..."

(She was shot 32 times in the back, both arms were snapped in half by mobsters, and an anvil was dropped on her foot)
Hoplash: Fourth wall guy said I had to see you?

Skye: "HOW TF AM I NOT DEAD"

Me: Every shot somehow missed your vital organs. However, they did NOT miss your spine.
Hoplash: Don’t mind fourth wall guy. Anyway how are you?

Skye: "...ok."

(She got disabled by getting crushed by falling rubble, then some things got stabbed into her eyes and her eardrums broke and she got burned and exploded)

X: Hey I was sent here to help someone

(she was pushed off a cliff)
Potato: sorry

Skye: "SORRY? I was pushed off a cliff!"

Potato: ya it was my fault

Skye: "Brother please get out."

Potato: Wait your my sister!

Skye: "...it's a saying."

Potato: I've never had a sibling :)

Skye: "Hollup"
*A Potato with a poorly drawn png of a bow appears*

Potato: who dat

Potato sister: "Hi"

Potato: no way

(no way)