ENGLAND, 1724
(YES, THIS IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE); KING GEORGE II:
“EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES WILL BE YOURS, MY SON. THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE.”; FRANCE. DON’T EVEN DARE READ THE REST. AND SO THE FRENCH WERE HATED BY ENGLAND UNTIL WWI AND THEN THEY WEREN’T FRIENDS BUT HAD COMMON ENEMIES, AND THEN WHEN WWII CAME ROLLING AROUND THE CORNER ENGLAND HELPED SAVE FRANCE FROM A CERTAIN MAN WITH A TERRIBLE MUSTACHE (BRO PLAYED TOO MUCH MINECRAFT) AND THE AS WWII ENDED THEY DECIDED TO BE FRIENDS BUT THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SOME CONTENTION, BUT NOT TOOOO BAD, LIKE IT’S ALIGHT, BUT YAH. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, AND IF YOU ARE, THAT WAS A HISTORY LESSON ON FRANCE, BUT IN A MEME, CONFINED, CONFIRMED, STAMPED, SEALED, AND MAILED OFF TO KING CHARLES II. SO TAKE THAT. HA.
YAH DON’T EVEN COMMENT
THE NERD FACE THING I KNOW. I KNOW. PS. AMERICAN CINEMA IS BETTER, COMING FROM AN ENGLISHMAN THROUGH AND THOUGH, IT JUST IS.
