POV: Saike pissed off a wizard and now is a rock

Rocky boy

Saike: HELP

Ivan: Hmmmmm no this is payback.
*Ivan grabs Saike and throws him into a pond then Ivan walks away*

Saike: *rises from the pond as the rock and hits him in the head*

Ivan: Owwww!
*Ivan runs away and disappears*

Saike: Haha

Zap: "I eat rocks for breakfast. And lunch, and dinner, and snack, and dessert."

Saike: NO

Zap: "Ooh, lunch!"

Saike: IM A REAL PERSON

Zap: "EVEN BETTER-"

/j

Saike: NOOOOO

Caelum: Saike, why’d you put your hat on this rock?

Saike: Uh…. I am the rock

Caelum: Wait what the fu

Saike: I pissed off a wizard

*Ivan is laughing super hard*

Stay in your own thread

Caelum: Who?

Saike: Idk, over there

Wizard: *200 meters away*

Caelum: Oh. What am I supposed to do, though? If I ask him to turn you back, he might turn me into a rock, and then nobody could help us.

Saike: *shrug*

I have no clue

*pick up rock*

Caelum: What’d you even say to that guy

Saike: Uhh

He has a stupid hat

*looks over*

Caelum: yeah he really does

Wizard: HEY

Saike: I think he heard you

Caelum: wait what

Wizard: YOU

Caelum: oh hi there

Wizard: MY HAT ISNT WEIRD

Caelum: It’s weird in a good way

Wizard: I WILL TURN YOU INTO A ROCK

Caelum: Why

Wizard: YOU SAID MY HAT WAS WEIRD

Caelum: Everyone has their flaws, like I barely know how to start normal conversations, but is that really worth turning people into rocks over

Very angry wizard: YES

NOW BIPITY BOPITY BOO…

Caelum: wait you’re actually going to turn me into a rock

WIZARD: NOW BECOME A ROCK

*she turns into a rock*

Caelum: That wasn’t very nice

Wizard: That’s what you get, bitch

Saike: HEY

Caelum: Over a f**king hat too

Saike: *jumps up and hits him in the head with his rock body*

That’s what you get

Caelum: Now what

Saike: Uhh

Idk

Make out?

Caelum: We don’t have mouths

Saike: Shit

Here we see live footage of a rock

Saike: Stfu

Pearlfan: oooh a pet rock

Saike: HELP

Pearlfan: mine now >:3

Saike: NO

Pearlfan: *takes him home*

Saike: 😭

Pearlfan: *sets him on a shelf then writes a lil nametag for him that says “Saike the pet rock”*

Saike: NOOOOO

Pearlfan: shhh, your uncle that works at Nintendo will hear you

Saike: IM SORRY, PLEASE

Pearlfan: for what?

Saike: …uh….

IP: *walks in* hey mama have to seen the snacks?

Saike: Pls help ;-;

IP: ._. Wha

Saike: PLEASE

IP: *sigh* hey mama there’s a unicorn outsi-
Pearlfan: *le gahsp* wHERE???? *zooms outside*
IP: *snatches Saike off of the shelf* what do you need

Saike: Just throw me out the window or something I don’t wanna be here

(lol)

IP: but like, why are you a rock

Saike: Pissed off a wizard

IP: I’ll make him change you back

Saike: Ok

IP: *finds the wizard*

Wizard: What do you want

IP: *has Saike in her hand* change this guy back

Wizard: No

IP: do what I say before I shove that want of yours where the sun don’t shine.

Wizard: Bippity bobitty boo

IP: yoink *steals the wizard’s wand*

Wizard: AAA NOOOOO

IP: now tell me how to change him back before I do something.

Wizard: *pulls out another one*

No

IP: *steals that one too*

*pulls out another*

IP: *steals all his wands*

Wizard: Dang

IP: now tell me how to change him back before I shove these wands up your ass.

Wizard: No

IP: you asked for it *turns the wizard into a rock*

*is a rock* ;-;

IP: *tries to turn Saike back*

*saike explodes*

IP: AHHH NOO *makes him respawn*

*he respawns, not a rock, and only wearing his hat*

Saike: Whew, thanks

IP: *covering her eyes* you’re welcome, now put some clothes on

Saike: OHSHITWHYAMINAKED

*runs and get clothes on*

IP: …can I open my eyes now?

Saike: Yes

IP: okay good *opens her eyes*

Saike: Alright im out, i dont know why she took me though...

IP: between you and me, she is a bit… weird. Like I think she needs mental help

Saike: Ok, im gonna go before she gets... back? Where did she go?

IP: she is looking for a unicorn, she won't be back for a few hours, but I think her mental state has gotten worse since the whole inkperious eon drama.

Saike: ...

IP: I think I gotta get her to a therapist, or give her amnesia

Saike: Ok.. bye

alsowherecouldyoufindaunicornthatsoundscool

IP: -_-

Saike: Sorry

IP: it’s okay dude

Saike: *leaves*

(And scene)

(wanna rp more)

(Sure!)

(yeaaaaaaa rp!!!!!! so who will we rp?)

(Any works)

<rizus walking through the city, and sees smoke and a woman in an alley>

Rizu: eh?

<she notices a familiar face>

(you know, right? Also to clarify it was smoke from a cigarette)

(Yeah I am pretty sure I can guess who it is)
Rizu: …

*naclas standing there, she doesnt see rizu, and she's smoking*

Rizu: *can already feel her rage boiling up in her, so she shoots Nacla with an icicle in the neck*

*she sees and grabs it, and crushes it*

Rizu: *hides behind a nearby building just in case she didn't see her*

*keeps smoking*

Rizu: *shoots icicles at Nacla from all directions*

*salt shield that goes around her*

Nacla: Leave me alone b*tch

Rizu: *mumbling* the only bitch around here is you… *make a glacier above Nacla to crush her*

Nacla: *forms into salt and gets crushed, and just reformed back, and she starts to walk away*

Rizu: wha?? *tries to trap Nacla in an ice sphere*

*laser comes from her eye, and destroys it*

(LASER EYE >:DDDDDD)

Rizu: !?!? *whispering to herself* I might have to call Saike to help…

Nacla: *starts to leave*

Rizu: *texts Saike* Nacla is here. *sends him her location*

*portal behind her*

Rizu: *is watching Nacla*

Lay: Why did you want me here?

(she texted the wrong number :P)

Rizu: shit… i didn't mean to text you, go home *now ACTUALLY texts Saike*

(she texts everyone else than saike :P)

*blood portal behind her*

(also this may not be canonical, it might be a little bit though)

(oke)
Rizu: *making sure Nacla stays in her line of sight*

Saike: Where

Rizu: shh *points at Nacla*

*runs past rizu and starts to ruthlessly attack nacla, but she blocks all of his attacks*

Rizu: *charges at nacla while she is distracted by Saike*

Nacla: I dont need this right now

*creates a salt arena, and stabs saike in the foot, and makes a salt wall that stops rizu and saike, and runs away*

Saike: SHITTTTT

Rizu: *launches herself above the salt wall and chases after Nacla*

*she takes narrow twists and turns*

Rizu: *still chasing after her*
*meanwhile a icicle breaks the salt spike in Saike’s foot*

Saike: *starts sprinting to nacla*

Rizu: *turns the ground beneath her feet to ice to skate to nacla really fast*

Nacla: *goes into a crowd and blends in*

Rizu: ugh dammit!

DID YOU FORGOR THIS RP

Saike: SHIT

Rizu: *bashes her head up against the wall in anger*

Saike: S. T. O. P.

Rizu: YOU CANT F**KING MAKE ME *still bashing her head against the wall*

Saike: STOP! *stops her blood flow for a sec, knocking her out*

Rizu: *knocked out*

*she wakes up in saikes new house, she knows because she bought it*

Rizu: ugh… wha…

*she hears the tv in. the living room*

Rizu: *walks to the living room*

*its some sort of crappy romance and saikes watching it*

Rizu: what happened…

Saike: *gets startled by rizu being there and turns off the tv* Uh.. Rizu! Hi! Youre awake!

Rizu: *looks really tired, then falls over face first with a comically large slapping noise*

Saike: *uses blood to catch her* Oop.. are you ok?

Rizu: *groggy*...eeiI taste metal…

Saike: *does blood thing to help her*

(idk what's happening)

Rizu: *thumbs up*
(Rizu was passed out for a few hours)

Saike: Ok good

Rizu: *plops on the couch* =-=

Saike: Im just gonna leave you there

Rizu: okayyyy *she looks like she had a bad concussion*

Saike: *calls doctor*

Rizu: -n-

Saike: What

Rizu: chicken

Saike: Yea youre concussed

Rizu: mmm sundaes

*doctor arrives*

Rizu: unicorn! :D

*they take her to the hospital*

(lol pearl fan just bursts into the room screaming "WHERE")

(lmao yes, that should be the next meme)
Rizu: I am bathing in cheese and no one can stop meee

*they do treatment to help her*

Rizu: *derp*

*after treatment, saikes waiting for her*

Rizu: *just looks really tired*

Saike: Hey, you good?

Rizu: they gave me a lobotomy -_-

Saike: WHA!?

Rizu: nah im joking lmao

Saike: ._.