BeHapps noble 6 temp

I’m hoping this is satire

Guess

LMAO

I’m so f**kiin mad at these birches for having a whole ass dance party family reunion at midnight

right u gotta watch ur alpha male edits

Im just Ken and I’m enough 😔

ur kenough

Where I see Rizz she sees a skib

💀

I wanna sleep but at the same time I have to catch up with s32 ep58 of skibidi toilet

u gonna play amongus after

I’ll just chill and play skibidi toilet role play Sussy on Roblox

yesss

Why am I like this

idk

Thanks

i ask myself that every day

Oily men 🤤

NOO

Imma kms

no

Gimme a reason

u havent rizzed the girl up yet

YOUR RJGHT

U NEED TO

IK IK

AND ALSO U NEED TO OUTLIVE NICOCADO AVOCADO

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET

IKR

Nah real talk how is that dude still alive

exactly

so we cant die before him

P**is

oh

Mhm

well thats whats keeping ME from living

Wharrrr

1. i am NOT going to die before that guy
2. i need to tell the guy i used to like that i used to like him

Oooh who did you used to like?

THIS BESTIE BOO OF MINE I HAD SM WITH HIM IN COMMON SAKJFDH

i stopped liking him in eighth grade though

but he goes to my church and we cant stop staring at each other to this day so like 🫣

his mom hates me now for some reason though

kill his mother

no shes a queen genuinely

omg i was literally besties with his youngest sister for like a day

What if she steals yo man?

HUH??

Competition these days Yk

HIS MOM?

Both yk

HUH

Deadly competition

😭

Eliminate them wuick

what

he claimed hes never dated but i keep getting told from several ppl hes had two gfs, both ppl that used to be my friends

is this a red flag??

Yes why would he lie about it

he doesnt lie directly to ME

one time in sunday school we all had to raise our hands if we've dated ppl and he didnt put his hand up

btw at this time he was allegedly dating someone

Cock and ball torture ought to make him talk

NOOO

Trust it’ll work

its too small

Neuter him against his will

aint no one wants that anyways

Torture his loved ones?

no i love his sisters theyre such queens

Torture yourslef to see if he loves you or not

he doesnt care he cant even text me back

Kill the competition

Then you need to manipulate him and make him love you

wow

Show him your imgflip acc and he’ll be head over heels for you

omg that sounds so romantic i cant wait

Did you do it?

no lol

BUT I DID TEXT HIM TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A YEAR

Did he respond?

YES HE DIDDD

What’s he say??

i asked him what his bunnys name was and he said he has THREE BUNNIES

I would luv to have 3 bunnies

ME TOO

but i can barely handle oen

I wanna be a dad 😔 and then a grandpa 🤑

oop

Retirement 🤑

yessir

Mhm