omg i used to memorize the whole song but then apparently my cousin in hk memorized it too so we were literally competing to see who could sing it better 😭
he won
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Bet I can sing it better.
But from hitting that scream from Hexagram by Deftones, I on know if I could win.
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i dont meant to demolish him or anything but that was his last known accomplishment to our family 💀 (i have none)
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Lmfao
He’s a bsian
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worse
hes a repeatthegradesian
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Lmfao
Bro’s fsian
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okay i think i deleted it
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NOOOOOOOO
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no
photos
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Ohh
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i have thousands of photos in my camera roll
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Of what? Old imgflip screenshots?
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💀
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Fr
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IK IM SO MAD
WHENEVER I SEE IT I LAUGH
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Hold on I think I can find it
What’s yo aunts name
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that was like 2 years ago i gotta find it
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Lmfao bro got a camera roll
I just delete everything in like 2 weeks since I don’t got important pictures
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i know 😔
but my aunt also thinks shes some influencer so its probably buried anyways
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My arms being super fast:
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I CANT FIND IT BUT I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE POST 😭
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Aight S E N D
I wanna see how scuffed it is
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erm no
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But the scuffed image
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also he scuffed up his school shoes and my aunt posted them all over facebook
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LINK BRO PLS 😭🙏🙏
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yes
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bro said shiny shiny bed
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Nah but fr, I’m looking on learning Chinese and I don’t wanna get my family executed by duolingo so can you make me learn your version on Chinese
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my chinese is cantonese which is different from mandarin
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Yo imma make a Chinese called “americaning” and every single word is either “Ching” or “chong”
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NOOOO
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It’ll make Chinese racists more self aware of what they are saying so they don’t do it anymore.
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oh nvm 😃
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wait actually i might teach u the cantonese i know (but youll have to read pinyin bc i cant write much) because we are trying to preserve the language
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Aight B E T
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you wont be able to write it or read it sadly
but its being taken away and i want it to be preserved
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Wait why is it being taken away
Did mainland china prohibit it or smth
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what is it
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The del and pluck rule:
Pluck is older than del so he can run for president lmfao f**k del
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gimme a sec my grandmas playing mahjong on her ipad and she wants me to turn her volume down 💀
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AINT NO WAY 😭🙏🙏🙏
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okay nvm im back idk how she didnt know that considering she has every type of phone in the world
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Bro forger
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okay u have my vote (when im old enoguh to vote)
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Which is in 2 years
I’m 2 months older than you and I found a legal loophole so I can run for president since you’re exactly 2 months and 26 days younger than me.
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i was born in another country i think i cant run for president anyways 💀
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True
Wait but what if when I’m about to win the elections they find out about my millennial old imgflip account
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shes such an aunty i aspire to be her
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Truee
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yes
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okay anyways where were we 😃
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Uh Chinese propaganda
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how do u solve that many conflicts all in other countries
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That was just an exaggeration, but I would in like 4 months. Maybe 6.
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in 24 hours
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oh
actually do u wanna talk in dms bc idk
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Yeah
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president of the us???
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Yes
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Idk
mainland china is making everyone learn mandarin now i think
bc its easier to write 😭? idk something along thsoe lines
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If I become president, I’ll solve the Russo-Ukrainian war, Hamas war, Chinese conflict with Taiwan, etc in 24 hours.