Me having wireless earbuds:

Welp, time to- *wire gets stuck on doorknob* oh no- *fricking falls down*

whar?

how dose this even happen to you

Iceu, this is a really important question, have you seen murder drones and if you have what do you think of murder drones?

Funny template bro

NOOO

and then the earbuds are pulled out of the phone. the world does NOT need to know that I'm listening to Shostakovich's symphony no. 7

Rawh