Like, I have a boyfriend, don't talk to me! Ugh... and I just got my nails done too... -- the alligator

Because they did

Cuz the gators no there the best and don't want to look dirty

Because they aren’t crocs. Swamp puppies don’t want the smoke. Crocs do

It looks like a sub at my school. fake nails long enough to put a velociraptor to shame and skin so wrinkled it makes an alligator look like Ms.America.