How many crushes on estimate you had in your lifetime?
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
1
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
That's a bad thing
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
not necessarily
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I mean
We are destroying the earth
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
yes
but being a parent is one of the incredible things to happen tbh
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
5 replies
not for the first like 4 years
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
nuh uh
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
bro
I have like 10 younger cousins
I've been around screaming/crying babies for most of the parties I've been at
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
i have so many baby cousins bruh one was born like 2 weeks ago
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
not to mention when they aren't making the most noise they can
They're trying to run into traffic
Like last year's Easter I had to stop one of them from running into the 2nd busiest street in the suburb
actually
They weren't even my cousin
Was some randos toddler
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
LMAO OMG
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
wow corpse ur such a superhero
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
lmao I just tripped em instead
They were in the grass don't worry
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
tripped em 💀
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
11 replies
The worst part tho is the smell they always managed to produce when they shit their diaper
like no joke
They can go an entire party without eating barely anything
And still produce the worst smelling thing ever
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
well i know how to change diapers
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
and I've heard the stories of when I was a baby
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
oh goodness
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
my favorite is how when my mom was at work
I had to be put in my stroller and it had to constantly be moving
My grandma had to do laps around the kitchen island for hours
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
oh I'm just mindlessly talking again
mb
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
buddy its okay to mindlessly talk we went over this i thought