(lavender note: me fr??)

if you find one that can wrap their ass around your dick you scored the jackpot

you are 14

and?

you are f**ked up for a 14 year old

bro im one of the last sane 14 yr olds bruh my school literally found 2 kids (13 and 14) having sex in the bathroom

nahh what

no literally i walked into both of them

i just looked at them and said

"i dont even blame you. but really? in the bathroom?"

💀

bye what that’s normal but it’s usually 17 and 13 at my school

I like my girls small and skinny, literally my crush is 4’11 and the smallest person you’ll ever meet, and she’s older than me

I like them under 15

Considering I’m under 15 yes

My crush is a 5’0 75 pound Asian and I’m like over a foot taller than her and I weight twice that 💀

Damn