Unfortunate

That is sad 😞

im here for you bro

😮‍💨

Don't worry, you Are best friend, join to memechat

between a rock and a hard place red white and mistakes as i walk out that door
and THAT"S WHEN I LOST IT

*hugs*

What’s happening?

he heartbroken

HEARTBREAK

Whoever spederick is, they have climbed one of the steps to becoming cool

It’s not funny, seriously.

Yeah yeah whatever you say tyrannical dictator

Too far skibble, too far.

For you

go commit replace ribs with corn on the cob

Oh stfu

Aw, is the little snowflake moderator mad that something doesn't align with his opinion?
Poor little guy needs a treat

Woah buddy, you're kind of an asshole.

If you knew the history you might say otherwise

In fact, i'm Spederick! And i still care about DarthSwede!

So what’s going on

I noticed

Too far dude.

And?

Good. And if i die younger than that that's even better

Ahh, a suicidal guy. He would have NOT said that if he knew my reputation

I don't give a shit mate

Then I reccomend jumping off of Niagra falls, a cliff would be to fast and painless and shooting yourself would be to bland.

Aight I'll go drown myself

Byeeeeeeee

Cya

I hope you learn how it feels to be heartbroken

I hope you learn how it feels to have a bowl of soup fall on the ground right after you make it

Jokes on you my clumsy ass has felt that multiple times and i just laugh it off and clean it up

I hope the soup is mcdonalds coffee levels of hot, and I hope it falls directly on your toes

Really? If that's the case then I'll just put some burn ointment on the area that got burned and put my feet in cold water.

I mean the level of hot that gave that old lady 3rd degree burns and a few 100 thousand dollars from a court case

I'd go to the ER and get it taken care of like any rational individual would

But at what cost

Quite a lot but who cares? I'll pay for it one way or another.

I hope the debt from the hospital bill puts you in an inescapable poverty

Then I'd get two jobs. One to help cover the bills and the other to ensure that i got food and that i am able to pay for unexpected expenses

Full time?

Yup :)

I'm guessing you would have to work a day and night shift, so lemme work this out

A normal full time job is 9 hours (considering you take full 1 hour lunch breaks), that's 16 hours of working. That leaves you 8 hours of sleep, and even then it's very difficult to pull off perfectly and consistently.

The only times you will have free time are Saturday and Sunday (considering you have a job that allows that) and no breaks or anything outside of that.

This schedule is horrible, it would lead to very I tense stress levels and tiring. A schedule like this would make you drop dead in your 50's. And that's assuming you don't have to drive to your job and pass out along the way (even earlier death).

☠

I'll live don't worry

Also i usually get less than 5 hours of sleep per night so i think I'll be fine :)

You'll live till 50, low sleep makes it even worse