In my theory, every game, show, anything that's fictional (not fanmade but it depends) event ever takes place in the same universe. So yeah mammals do exist in Splatoon but they're the latex abominations from changed.

oh jesus christ does that mean there's racism
like the cookies calling the omsons jons mfs "CONTAMINATES!!1!1!1!1" and the cells calling the cookies "WADS OF DOUGH!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!"

Nah cookie run took place during the time shrek took place

oh

Osmosis Jones probably takes place just a few years from now and due to a rapid change in the environments OF THE ENTIRE F**KING UNIVERSE, every microbe and small creature immediately became humanoid irreversibly

DMAN

So yeah that's how cellular humor happened

MDNA

MMMMM DNA

DMAN

Dman

Dman sounds like g-man if he whipped His cock out

HRLSP

DAMN