school stories

I saw a kid eat the ink part of a blue marker is social studies in fifth grade. The stain from the ink is still on the carpet to this day

Once during lunch, one kid banged his head against the table. (You'll find out why later.) He was my friend at the time, and apparently he hit his mouth, and his mouth was bleeding all over. He was bawling and I walked him down to the nurse's office. The nurse asked him what happened, and between sobs he said, "Why does red food coloring taste so bad? I can't get it out of my mouth!". It turns out, he was fine, and it was red food coloring coming out of his mouth, not blood. He hit his mouth against the table because the red food coloring tasted so bad.

thats funny, where did he even get food coloring?

First day of highschool, I walk in as popular, funny, smart, top of my class, hot girlfriend, very mature (usually), I got beat up, dumped, and locked in the girls shower for three hours that day. 100 to 0 real fast.

that my friend is a bummer.

You asked for stories!

oooooooooof

Image school the next day after being found with a locked door in the girls showers!

I like your profile name Drinkwater.

Thanks! Same!

I got you bro!

this was not at school but I got the girl that rejected me phone number. and I gave it to another friend so we could prank her, we said we were Tyron Budwurst. she said she was lily and we said that was our rebellious cats name, he had 2 legs and one eye. she got pretty mad. but I think she is over it now