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Walk out of it and explain that you didn’t do it
Ask to see security footage

I wish you were here with me to defend my ass

Just ask to see security footage
Assuming that you stole something with no proof won’t get them anywhere in court

the thing an employee took a photo of me and thinks she has proof.

Is it a photo of you with the bra?

it's a photo of me wearing the bra.

ofc not, I didnt take it, tf am I gonna do with a bra

btw they went away and I got tf out of the store, I aint visiting that store ever again.

You could probably sue if you’d like

I dont want to get involved in that shit

I will probably cry while talking, which will make it even worse

i wanna know what state do you live
(also damn about the theft accusation)

I'm not in the US

then where
im suprised youre not in america

Turkey

oh

Bro it’s better to admit that it wasn’t u. U hiding makes it more suspicious

they're accusing me of stealing a woman bra which was then found thrown away, how tf am I gonna make them believe? also one of the employees took a photo of me, I'm f**ked

A bra lmaoo. Uh Idfk I’m
Not a lawyer

ikr, I even heard one of them call me a pervert. what do I do?

Idk

I have an idea, I call my mom and talk to her on phone about this and that and go out while talking, so they dont even bother me.

Uh do it

So uh good luck with the police

bro I am way too sensitive for this shit. they've been waiting outside the fitting room for a while thinking it's a thief there. I would defend myself but I have been photographed

I want to die rn

I HEAR THEM TALKING ABOUT ME WTF DO I DO..
I SWEAR I DIDNT STEAL NOTHING