sounds serious and all, but all i could imagine is like a leek and a celery in an intense court battle
leek: your honor, he shot me
judge: Mr. Lerry, your rebuttal
celery: nuh uh
leek: I HAVE A BULLET HOLE
judge: i dunno, his point is pretty convincing
*gavel bangs*
judge: Mr. Lerry is proven... not guilty
leek: OH COME ON WHAT THE FU-