Time moves slow, huh?

what crimes tho?

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Nah if you are going to be publicly exicuted ima pop in last minute and save you like a muffin fudging super hero with someone idk who but you ain’t dying yet

Note: This statement is false I’m not a super hero

Hah, yeah. It's fine. I'll.. figure something out.. eventually

How much to bail you out?

You can't.

I will find a fudging way

Have fun with that

What is the exact date and time of the execution

43 hours

Ok I have time to make a plan

28 hours now

Is it possible to swap places with you?

No

Well damn bro, that sucks ass *pats back*

Hmm. I still have like
42 hours so until then I'm fine

At least there's still time *hugs*

*hugs*

can i be the executioner? im licensed

Sadly, someone else is doing it. You're free to watch though.

what if i kill the executioner

Nope

who is thr executioner

A guard, no one special

IM SPECIAL
LET ME DO IT

Michelle.

i just want to get paid for my killingggg
what

You're going to watch me get shocked to death, nothing more

im getting my guillotine

Im not dying by guillotine

that's what they all say

I'm getting the electric chair I'm pretty sure

you keep telling yourself that

There is no getting through to you, huh?