distressed squidward

what happened?

it was insane
bro my cousin made me do it with her in french, arabic and english

zam

why would you go on it

my cousin made me do it

fair enough

french old men are SCARY

I do NOT wanna know

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bbg what 😭

what i told lavender

huh

you don't wanna know

I WANNA KNOW NOW SPILL THE TEA

smh ready so i was in morocco visiting my family this summer and i go into my cousins room cause she tells me to and she says she found this great site called omegle and i'm like ik it but i've never gone on it so she's like well let's do it and i'm bored asf and agree and she starts off in arabic and it's relatively normal and then french and these old men are asking to see our feet and boojainas so we switch over to english bc she wants to get better at english conversations and i'm american and this guy asks to see titties and she understood and asked ME to lift up my shirt

i gave the NASTIEST side eye

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K

exactly
and i told her no and she got made at me for the rest of the time i spent in the country

ur cousin is lwk strange

yep

BRO HOW OLD IS UR COUSIN ☠️

16

And when was this and how old were you two then

this summer buddy
she was 16 and i was 13

And how old she now

boutta turn 17 I think

Wait when in the summer

july

So July of 2022 you were 13
Yet 2 augusts later ur 14? U trippin? wtf is the math here bc I thought you said you was 14

BUDDY 2023

when i say last summer it's 2023
when i say two summers that's 2022

Yo wait 💀 what the f**k is wrong with me I read this summer as last summer ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Nah I tripping af

you is tweakin

FR ☠️

also my mom told me that she's 17 now
her birthday was september

⛓️

Got it

can't wait for her to have kids and fly all the way there just to tell them that story

☠️☠️☠️

WHATTTT

I'M SCARED OF BOTH HER AND THE WEBSITE

THATS INSANE

REAL

LIKE WHO DOES THAT LIKLE WHAT WAS SHE ON

AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PARENTS"

HELP

THE BEATING SHE WILL GET WILL BE SO IMMENSE

OH BOY

I SHOULD'VE TOLD THEM

ITS TOO LATE

WATCH ME CALL THEM UP ON HER 18th BIRTHDAY LMAOO

RIGHT

IT'S GONNA BE SO FUNNY EXPLAINING IT IN ARABIC CAUSE THEY FINNA SAY "hUh?!" LIKE 200 TIMES

LMAOOOO

LOLLLLLLLL

LIKE WHAT WAS HOMEGIRL ON SMHHH

That's awful ughgjfjgjgg

no but there was a cock whipped out and we SCREAMED

AND U DIDNT LEAVE????

nah i've already seen one too many that idgaf no more

THATS WILD I WOULDVE LEFT

i should've

PLS THAT HAPPENED WHEN ME AND MY EX FRIENDS WENT ON IT

LMAO NO

AND THERED ALWAYS BE THAT ONE GUY LIKE STANDING UP SHAKING IT UP THATS LIKE,,,, (lowkey hung)

SHAKING IT UP

SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF 🗣️

YES MAAM

SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA

SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA

OMGGG 😭

WTF

WTF

IKR

NO BUT HER GETTING MAD AT ME WAS CRAZY SHE HATED ME FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP

NAHHH HATING YOU FOR NOT LIFTING YOUR SHIRT IS CRAZY

LIKE GIRL WHAT LIFT UP YOUR OWN SHIRT SMHHH

but i was actually pissed off bc she kept doing stuff to piss me off or send a message after that just cause she didn't get what she wanted

damn

Well I take it you don't talk to her anymore

we don't anymore 🗣

W

yuh

no but tell me why this bitch literally shoved me when we went ice skating at this one place and also said my press on nails made me look like the devil when her's were twice as long

she a bitch fr

ong

even her brother thought i looked fine at the wedding like you just mad