Stupid annoying taunts

Evil burger

Magic flavor

What kind of magic

I don’t know
Magic man cooked it
He handed it to me and said “eat it, you stupid child”

Aye bro I don't think you should eat that

Why not? It’s purple! It has to taste good

Well first of all burgers aren't supposed to be purple and second of all that looks an awful lot like a burger with The Spell That Makes Your Head Explode™

What? I thought that spell was orange! And purple is a lovely color

Lemme give it a bite just to make sure

WAIT NO DON'T DO THAT

Just gotta make sure

Pleaaase?

You will die

😮

Heed my advice next time

I HAVE EATEN THE BURGER THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO

I told you man

I’ll be fine!

Your head will literally blow up

No it’s mine!

Just one bite

No it won’t

YES IT WILL

No!

Well then you can't eat it!!

But it tasted good… I think…

I’m sure he’s a good guy now
My friends and I traveled to the past when he was a great and evil ruler and we defeated him!

Don't.
Eat.
The.
Burger.

Nooo let me eat it!

Dude this Magic Man guy seems like a villain

hey dude you probably shouldn't eat that burger

Why not? It’s purple!

that's exactly why,,

But purple is a lovely color!

i mean yeah, purple is Lauren's favorite color, but i don't think burgers are supposed to be purple?

If Lauren got the Burger That Makes Your Head Explode™ would she instantly eat it

no

"wow my favorite color wait a minute >:/"

"that doesn't look safe!! >:("

But it’s magic!

that doesn't sound good!!

Magic man made it
He said “eat this you stupid child” I’m sure it’s safe

i think he's trying to kill you.

I’m sure he’s just wanting to be nice and make dinner

hamburber

Magic flavor

Okay if your not going to eat it I will-

No it’s my magic hamburger

I bit a little bit :)

I already ate it! Get your hands off my magic hamburger you sicko!

Then why is my head on fire

Probably because you ate the spicy chicken wings

Ohhhhh.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH