Random splatoon story i made when I was 12: Him.

Another note: I had to make a few changes to the story. Originally since I was obsessed with the manga at the time, It was gonna be with some of the Coroika characters. Team Octo replaced Team Blue, Ollie replaced Aloha (instead of it saying Pizza Party it was gonna be S4 pizza party but that was later changed), and a whole segment I made with Team Guardian (which I deleted).

Shorts Wars refrence in the title?

It's Him but it's also not Him

ITS THE BOSS!!!

Realllll

Octoling 1: Is he finished yet?

Octoling 2: Almost- Done!

Octoling 1: Alright, lets see what he can do.

Octoling 2: Chelsi, Power on!

Chelsi: Powering On.

Octoling 1: So his name is Chelsi?

Chelsi: Correct! I am also sentient. So, I can be easily hurt by words.

Octoling 2: Chelsi, we need you to protect all the other inklings. Don’t let them know you’re a robot.

Chelsi: Yes sir.

Octoling 1: Can he eat?

Octoling 2: That’s an oddly specific question, but yes, he can.

Chelsi: Bye, Guys!

(Meanwhile)

Raymond: Guys, you know the apartment next to Agent S’s?

Agent S: Yeah..?

Raymond: So, we’re getting a new neighbor!

Agent C: Wait really? When?

Raymond: I dunno, let's check tomorrow. Goodnight!

C&S:Goodnight!

[Chelsi arrives]
Chelsi: So this is where I'm staying… Ok.

[He sets his stuff down, and goes to sleep]
[In the morning, somebody knocks on the door]

???: Hello? Anybody there?

Chelsi: Coming!

??: I think we came at the wrong time. Sorry!

Chelsi: No no, it’s fine.

[He opens the door]

??: Hi!

Chelsi: Hi..?

??: My name's Raymond, and her’s is Agent S.

Chelsi: Nice to meet you! My name’s Chelsi.

Agent S: We just wanted to say hello to our new neighbor.

Chelsi: Well if ya need me, you know where to find me!

Raymond: Ok, bye!

Chelsi: Bye! (Closes the door)

Chelsi: So, where to first?

(On the TV, there is an emergency broadcast. Only this time, The Squid Sisters are announcing instead of Deep Cut)

Callie: We have a special announcement!

Marie: There will be an all out turf war championship for the inklings and octolings They will be taking place this weekend in Inkopolis!

Callie: Can’t wait to see you there. But for now…
Both: Stay Fresh! (Turns off)

[At the sign up]

Chelsi: Hello! I’d like to sign up for the championship!

Callie: Do you have a team?

Chelsi: I usually go solo, so no, I don’t.

Marie: Hmm, we’ll take it into consideration, but find a team just in case.

Chelsi: All right then-

Callie: But, we have to talk to you for a moment. Come with us.

(They go to an alleyway)

Marie: You’re Chelsi, right?

Chelsi: How did you-

Callie: We’re friends with the people that built you.

Marie: We are Agent’s 1 and 2. Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us.

Chelsi: Ok. See ya later. I’ll go find a team.

Callie: Okay, and then go through that man hole. That’s the squidbeak splatoon’s base.

Chelsi: All right. Bye!

(He puts up team signs to see if anybody will join. A few days later, there were 3 people at his house.)

Chelsi: Hey, are you here to-

???: Join yer team? Yeah, we are. I’m Nova. (Nova, scottish power!)

???: And I’m Tyler! (winks 3 times) (Tyler! Actually an agent, but Chelsi doesn’t know yet)

???: I’m Bailey! (Bailey! “I prefer rollers, even though it’s salmonling tradition to hold frying pans!”)

Chelsi: Alright, ready to train?

All: Yeah!

(At the tournament)

Callie: Are you ready for the Inkopolis cup?

Marie: Seeing as how hyped they are, I would say yes.

(Note: I have no idea why Tyler would try and give his identity away lol)

Callie: Ok, here are the first teams. Team Chelsi vs Team (random name)

(A few games later, they get to the finals)

Marie: And now, Team Octo vs Team Chelsi!

Chelsi: Oh, Team Octo. They live on my apartment floor.

Bailey: All right, let’s see what they got.

Ready? GO! (The teams start inking)

Raymond: Agent C, on your left!

Bailey: Ah! They got me!

Yurie: This place isn’t inked, let me get- Ow!

Nova: Not on my watch, you're not.

Chelsi: Hey Nova, watch this. Splashdown!

Callie: Unbelievable! 3 members of Team Octo were hit!

Chelsi: Hah, now that’s how it’s- (Splat!)

Agent S: Always check your surroundings to see if a sniper is locked on to you!

Pearl: One minute left, and Team blue is in danger!

Yuko: Team, we have all of them together! Bunii, now!

Raymond: Booyah Bomb!

Marina: Every member has been hit!

Bailey! They’ve claimed their turf really fast! We have to get them!

5,4,3,2,1, Game!

Pearl: Team Octo wins! They beat the unbeatable!

Bailey: We-

Tyler: How-

Nova: Well, back to the clover field for me.

Chelsi: Wait, Don’t go! Guys!

(Chelsi runs off to his apartment)

[A few hours later, somebody knocks on the door]

Raymond: Hello? Chelsi, are you in there?

Chelsi: Go away. (Sniff)

Nova: Oi, Clover. We came to talk to yeh.

Chelsi: Like I said, go away.

Tyler: Look, we’re sorry for running away.

Chelsi: (Voice breaking) Please, just go.

Bailey: Coming through! (The door opens)

Chelsi: I didn’t lock it?

Nova: You never do. The bad octarians could break in and reprogram ye.

Chelsi: Wait, you know?

Tyler: I told them. I am Agent 3 after all.

Chelsi: Wait really? Anyways, I’m sorry I got mad. I just can’t believe we lost.

Bailey: But hey, we tried our best.

Chelsi: Yeah we did- Ow!

Nova: Clover, what’s happening?

Chelsi: Bug in my system- Virus: Unknown- Status: Help me!

Tyler: Guys, follow me!
( They reach the squidbeak splatoon’s base)

Agent 4: Oh hey Tyler how are you-

Tyler: Duck!

(Ink had missed all of them)

Agent 1: Who was that- Oh god.

Agent 2: I have… no words. Agent 1, you owe me a sandwich.

Agent 1: Aw, come on! That’s not fair.

Agent 2: I told you that it would happen.

Bailey: There’s a virus in him, and he won't stop attacking us!

Agent 4: Who’s him?

???: I believe you are talking about me.

Agent 8: Hey, what’s going on?

Tyler: 8, get down!

Bailey: We have to get to safety!

Tyler: On my mark. Run!

Nova:(In a corner) Psssst, guys. Over here!

Bailey: Nova, where were y-

Nova: I have a plan.

Tyler: Aight, tell us.

Nova: So… ( after telling them)

Aaron: Okay, I’ll try

Bailey: Alright..?

Agent 8: I’ll try.
Tyler: Hey, circuits!

???: You know, circuits is offensive-

Tyler: Does it look like I give a- uh- carp?!

Chelsi: Yes, It does.

Tyler: Gah! (Chelsi grabbed him by the collar, and throws him down)

Agent 4: Leave him alo- AH! (she was thrown too, both knocked out)

Agent 8: Guys!

Agent 8: You’ll pay for- Ow! (He was thrown onto 3 & 4)

Chelsi: I got what I came here for. (He threw gas, making everybody fall asleep, grabbed the 3 agents, and left.)

Nova: Bailey, are ye awake? Bailey?

(No response)

Nova: Bailey get your (bleep) salmonid (bleep) lazy (bleep) up right now, or I’ll beat you to a seed!

Bailey: Huh? What happened?

Nova: Aaron, 4, and 8 were taken by Chelsi. We don’t know where they are-

???: But I do.

Bailey: Huh? Who are you?

Agent 1: This is Sara. She’s also an inkbot, but she was built by inklings instead of octolings.

Sara: Agent 10 and Agent 11, come with me.

???: Hey, wait up!

Sara: Ollie, what took you so long?

Ollie: Pizza party.

Sara: Oh, right. Let’s just go, we’re wasting time.

(Meanwhile)

Octarian 1: How do we get him to settle down?

Octarian 2: She’s biting my fingers!

Octarian 3: I don’t like the way this inkling is looking at me, it’s giving me the creeps.

???: Oh, don’t worry, they’ll stop soon.

Octarian 1: Boss!

Boss: I know what to do.

Agent 3: Are you ok 4?

Agent 4: Yes, I actually like being tied up. NO I’M NO OKAY WITH THIS AT ALL!

Agent 3: …

Agent 4: 3, are you okay?

Agent 3: …

Boss: Don’t worry, he’s fine. He’s just got a little goop on him.

Agent 3: Goop?

Boss: Yes, goop. Now Agent 3, put these shades on the octoling you brought with you.

Agent 3: -Nods-

Agent 8: Hey, are those- oh dear.

Agent 4: 8!

Boss: As for you, young lady- Hey, where are you going! Boys, get her.

Agent 3 & 8: Yes, Ma’am.

Agent 4: Oh god, they’re after me!

(They kept running)

Agent 4: I’m at a dead end!

Agent 8: The running stops now, 4. Just give up and come with me.

Agent 3: Yeah, 4. Don’t you wanna be with us again?

Agent 4: Not when you guys are like that, I don’t.

Agent 3: All right, then. 8, get her.

Agent 8: What?! Why do I have to do it?

Agent 3: Because I said so (Agent 4 was grabbed up into the vents)

Agent 8: Hey, where is she?

Agent 3: She got away you son of a-

(Meanwhile)

Agent 4: Hey, what gives?

Ollie: We came here to rescue you.

Bailey: I got the octopus! (She took off the shades)

Sara: I found out how to get the goop off of Tyler’s head.

Agent 4: Where’s Nova?

Sara: She went to go find Chelsi and talk to him

(Meanwhile meanwhile)

Nova: Clover, It’s me. Do yeh not remember?

Chelsi: Destroy.

Nova: Woah there, listen. It’s me, Nova. I came to turn you back.

Chelsi: Dest-

Nova: Let. Me. SPEAK. Look, I know we lost the tournament, but we can try again for next year.

Chelsi: …

Nova: I promise, I won’t run away next time we lose.

Chelsi: Destroy-

Nova: [hugging Chelsi] I love you, clover. Please come back to me.

Ollie: For us.

Bailey: Yeah!

Tyler (3): Dude, just come back for us.

Agent 8: I barely even know who you are, but just come back for them.

Agent 4: What they said!

Sara: (From the vents) It looks like it's working! Keep going!

Nova: Please, come back. For all of us.

Chelsi: Nova? Guys? The party animal I went up against in the tourney?

Ollie: My name is Ollie, and yeah, I’m the party animal.

Chelsi: What happened? Is the virus out

Nova: Hopefully.

(Rose note: I made this back when I was a cringey 12 year old but im surprised it was actually kind of good. I might make a sequel to this after StarHunt. This is also back when Raymond wasn’t a villain, in fact, he was actually gonna be another Agent 8.)

(Had to fix something rq)