Soldier yells at Scout

real

my friend cursed me with a horrible thought earlier

Tell me

Lauren x Roy art.

"Don't worry Mom, I'm here to sav- WHAT THE"

"uh- Lian- uh- how you you feel about two da I CAN'T EVEN FINISH TYING THAT

WHAT

NOPENOPENOPEAWFULJOKEBADMRBADNOOOOOIWILLNOTTYPETHAT

MR WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

EVEN I DON'T KNOWW

"I'M TELLING DAD >:("

"NOOO"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MOM >:("

Alright this is not fun to play pretend with

in the wise, wise words of Roy
"Okay, this game hurts! Let's play something else!"

Roy after Mr stabs him with his dad's rapier: "this isn't fun anymore :("

"Uhh, boss, ya forgot that big weapon thing you were rambling about before the curly kid got here."
"Oh! THAT explains why I didn't win like I was supposed to!"

Mr: "The what"
*Roy pulls out some kind of ultra hyper instakill omega doomsday laser*
Roy: "This thing!!
...
..wait how does it work again?"
*He tried powering it on by giving it a bump, which triggered its auto-defense and ultra hyper instakill omega doomsday lasered him*

:(

What can I say he isn't the brightest