Speaking of God and saying crazy shit
I used to believe in all that, I'm an atheist now
When I was five years old I was shitting
And it was taking a while
So I start praying to make God appear bc I was bored
I got pissed off that he wasn't, so I started threatening him 💀
I legit thought, "I am going to bring a sword to heaven and strike you down in honorable battle"
Shits wild