are you tired of being late to work and pay for taxi rides? don't worry troll science will help you; yea; step 1: acquire a calculator; step 2: Input the coordinates where you are then add the "-0" at the end; 7°56'34"N 167°23'78"S-0; step 3: multiply and Input the coordinates to the location you want to be and add "-0" at the end; Step 4: input the calculation 1337/0 then press "=" and see a portal in front of you; 14°32'5"N 53°61'109"E-0; Taxi companies will go bankrupt; step 5: get in the portal and enjoy arriving to work Early!!!1!!!!11!!! late employees will be JELLY!!!!!1!!!1!!!!! problem?