meh

Bro clones Monty and all he gets is a massive pain in the ass.

Me: Montys a jerk

*corrects my grammar back to pirate grammar*
Aye, Monty do be a jerk. He killed me best friend and don't even care. I think later I'll be givin' him a taste of his own medicine.

Agreed!
*That was perfect pirate grammar*

Ever since Monty replaced Bonnie, I been wantin' to take over his role so I can be closer to Roxanne.

*how do you know my ship between roxy and foxy*
Well didn't roxy replace you?

*I ship them too*
Nay. She got added to the roster and I never even had a chance on stage. I wasn't even there before her. All I had was me western-themed area and me cove. The western-themed area was taken away and replaced with her raceway because it just didn't fit me character.

*meme chat me i have an idea*

Hi gregory I'm gregory and The scar under our bandage looks ugly

Calm down me you know it.

i do

Mhm

(This was stated by Pride) you look like the kid who ran out of the pizza plex with officer Vanessa and a giant duffel bag

Gregory: becuase that is what happened!

Oh I need to tell Cassie

who can tell me the total amount of time people kill Gregory? i think it's about eleven million of this bitch's soul

dude doesn't have:a cam
a home
parents
what he does have:
ass haircut
goofy dumb toy gun
and the stupidest robot in fnaf history

Gregory; At least he protects me!

oh and he doesn't have a catchy living tombstone song

Gregory: So?

look ill be honest he is worst child character in fnaf

.Gregory: Other than cassie right?
*I slap him*
Me: You little

no i think elizabeth takes first in worst child characters

Agreed

Gregory: Who?
Me: I agree

elizabeth yknow aftons daughter

my god greg your dlc counterpart is smarter

Gregory: That was the mimic i escaped remenber plus the dlc took place a few years after mine

of course

Gregory; Right....
Me:I know

i swear why greg you hot wired a car in one of the endings and you don't know the lore

Gregory: how else am i gonna escape?

yeah but you dont know the lore. i guess you never went to school gregory

*walks up* He technically does *plays this comes from the inside*

Homeless ass bitch
Yeeyee ass haircut
Stupid shorts
Bro is edgy asf

Also
Bitchless

Too bad the mimic did a better job of pretending to be you than you gregory

you like kissing boy's don't you >:)

No, No i don't

GODDAMMIT

Damn is haircuts more uneven then mine
His bandaid is probably an emo phase thing
SLEEP DEPRIVED TEAM
HE HOMELESSSSSSSSDSSD

Gregorys response:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHS

:0 OHNO

OH NO
(I’m joking about the hair mines somehow worse🥲)

The only reason you're an orphan is cuz your parents thought you were so ridiculously ugly so they kill them self

This is too far

STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYES!