RP with this guy or something

Nami: Hi.

Fox: Hey kid. who are you?

Nami: Nami...

Fox: Hm... so what do you want?

Nami: Food.

Fox: I got a crushed bag of cheez its. will that do?

Nami: Sure.

Fox: *tosses bag*

Scar: *Running* AAHAHHAHAHAH YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

fox: What the hell is this?

Galactic Police Officer: We've got a runaway, repeat, we've got a runaway

fox: Oh this won't do...

*Touches officers soul, causing them to stop*

Scar: Hey, thanks for the help

Fox: No problem. I mean I could kill this guy right now but... nah

Scar: Yeah, that'd be my job

Fox: Oh then by all means, go ahead

Scar: *Grabs him by the neck and slams his fist through his face* (The Police officer not Fox)

Fox: *Just watching*

Scar: Alright, since you stopped him, I'm guessing you're a criminal too

Fox: Well 1. you do keep your powers since it is your soul, two, your master can probably tell.

Scar: I just need these off

Fox: look, it might take me a couple days. I'm not that good with technology

Scar: Listen, more guards are gonna come, and then they take me back and kill you

Fox: Hm... Hold on let me borrow your soul real quick. I can pretend I killed you, they'll think I'm an ally, and then leave me alone. once gone, I'll give your soul back to your body

Scar: *Slamming his arms around trying to get them off*

Fox: ...okay I guess I got to do it by force. sorry mate

*Grabs soul and puts it in pocket*

Scar's soul: *Burning him*

Fox: ow ow ow... just got to hold it for a bit longer...

*Guards are coming*

Fox: falsely accused but yeah

Scar: So why'd you let me murder that innocence guard?

Fox: Well mostly cause you didn't kill him

*Police guard dead*

Scar: I think you got that wrong

Fox: *Holds up soul* Nah he's still alive.

Scar: =_= I still need to get out of here

Fox: Eh okay. *casually puts soul in pocket like a normal person*

Scar: Could you get these off *Some kind of devices on his arms and legs*

Fox: Um sure... god I wish Eren was here. wait How about I do you better. I can put your soul in another body so you can't be recognized. then later after I figure out how to take off the devices, I send it back!

Scar: Nah, I wont have these powers, and I need to get back to my master

fox: *puts soul in pocket* UM hi guards. I killed the prisoner

Guard: Call the paramedics, Sir, did this man threaten you or try to hurt you?

Fox: No sir

Guard: Then why is he dead? and why is the guard dead?

Fox: The guard got killed by the man. I tried to save him but when I killed him, it was too late

Guard: Is there any reason you killed Scar?

Fox: Scar... so thats his name. well I couldn't just stand there and see a officer die, right?

Guard: Well, ya already did

Paramedics: We're here!

Guard: Take him to the infirmary and have him revived

Fox: That won't be necessary. I'll take him there myself since I was the killer

Guard: We could take you with us but we can't let you take him, we don't know who you are

Fox: Oh yeah... since he's dead, those devices should be off, correct?

Guard: Yeah, but once we spring him back to life they activate again

fox: But if the devices are on, the paramedics and run an autopsy

Guard: They just loosen so we can take them off easier, anyways did you want to come or what?

Fox: Hold on let me try...

*loosens the device*

Fox: Shouldn't we run autopsy here in order to preserve the body?

Guard: We're taking him back to Tartarus to revive him

fox: ...why can't we just revive him here?

*kicks off device and drops soul into body*

Guard: What have you done

Scar: *Wakes up*

(There are 4 devices on his arms and legs but Fox got off one)

Fox: *touches one of the guards souls and send him away*

Guards: Fire!! *Start shooting at Fox and Scar*

Scar: *Jumping around and attacking the guards*

Fox: should I just take their souls?

Scar: *Still just attacking them*

Guard: *Shoots Fox in the shoulder*

fox: *Falls down but gets back up*

Fox: Yeah that doesn't hurt me.

Scar: *Gets launched into a nearby building* Hey! Help me take this one off my leg

Fox: got it

*Takes his soul, slips it off, and then drops soul back in*

Scar: Stop doing that, it feels weird *Runs at the soldiers*

Fox: yeah I know.

*Giant explosion*

fox: huh... neat

Roll credits everyone

Scar: HAHAHAHAAHA THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW

Fox: man poor hades

Scar: Now, to get these off of me *Struggling noises*

Fox: apperently they can slide off if you're dead. so...

Scar: Nonononono, Stay away

Fox: this will be quick

*Grabs soul, kicks off devices, drops back in*

Scar: I SAID NOT TO DO THAT

Fox: Desperate times call for desperate measures

Scar: Whatever, I'm out of here *Flies off*

Fox: ...cool. I should probably see Hades

*Ships fly after him*

Scar: *Echoing* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE WHOOOOOO