typical television news volume 1

TYPICAL TELEVISION NEWS; MORE BAD NEWS FOR WARNER BROS DISCOVERY AS THE 7TH SEASON OF GUMBALL HAS BEEN CANNED DUE TO DAVID ZASLAV'S MASSIVE HATE FOR THE CAL ARTS STYLE AS HE DEMANDED THEM TO MAKE AN ADULT VERSION OF THE SHOW WITH BILL BURR AS GUMBALL BUT THE ANIMATORS WON'T DO IT SO HE AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE CANCELLATION OF GUMBALL SEASON 7 ZASLAV THE CEO OF WARNER BROS DISCOVERY ANNOUNCED THAT CARTOON NETWORK WILL NOW CHANGE IT'S NAME TO REALITY NETWORK BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO DO CARTOONS ANYMORE LEAVING TO LONG TIME FANS LASHING OUT IN ANGER THE REBRAND WILL HAPPEN IN AUGUST 2024 A SAD AND TRAGIC END TO ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS CABLE CHANNELS; THE LOONEY TUNES FRANCHISE IS NOW GETTING A NEW CODE OF PAINT AS DAVID ZASLAV HAS ANNOUNCED THAT LOONEY TUNES WILL NOW BE GETTING A NEW ADULT SERIES CALLED WILE E AN ALL NEW TV MA RATED SHOW THAT WILL HAVE WILE E COYOTE NOW AS A CHANGED PERSON NO LONGER CHASING THE ROAD RUNNER AND NOW STARTING A NEW LEAF THE SHOW WILL STAR MATT BERRY AS THE TITULAR CHARACTER WHO YES WILL BE TALKING BUT HIS LIPS WON'T MOVE WHICH WILL BE INSPIRED BY GARFIELD THE SHOW WILL HAVE MARGOT ROBBIE REPRISING HER ROLE AS HARLEY QUINN WHO WILL BE THE LOVE INTEREST OF WILE E COYOTE THE SERIES WILL BE MADE BY JUDD APATOW AND AND CHUCK LORRE AND WILL BE HAVING TONS OF RAUNCHY JOKES AND CRUDE HUMOR BECAUSE ZASLAV WANTS IT TO BE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN MEETS WILFRED THE SERIES WILL BEGIN PRODUCTION MARCH 2024; WARNER BROS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BE RETURNING TO JELLYSTONE PARK ONE MORE TIME AS A NEW LIVE ACTION YOGI BEAR SERIES CALLED RANGER SMITH HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND WILL STAR SAY ANYTHING'S JOHN CUSACK AS RANGER SMITH WITH DAN AYKOYRD COMING BACK AS YOGI AND ACADEMY AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR GUILLERMO DEL TORO WILL BE BEHIND THE SERIES THE SHOW WILL PREMIERE ON TNT SEPTEMBER 2024 AND WILL PREMIERE ON MAX THE NEXT DAY