role play with him NOW btw read my new story to see what he is

Kyle, who’s systems went crazy a few minutes ago: "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-"

rapple: i'm sorry sir but you did not finish your sentence

Kyle: "…Human male and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is-"

apple: you did it again sir is it possible that you are having a stroke

Kyle: "I cut it off because it was about to get rlly nasty."

rapple: oh I see sir........0-0 *realization* i'm unable to be traumatized but this. i think I might need to kill myself which is theoretically impossible.

Kyle: "You’re also a robot?"

rapple yes of course although technically I am a security system

Kyle: "Well, I actually used to be a normal Mobian."

rapple: very interesting sir what did you get injured I'd have to be rebuilt

Zxi: hey rapple!

rapple: excuse me sir have I met you before

Zxi: *snorts tea leaves* oh sorry sir.

rapple: you must have mistaken me for someone else sir

Zxi: *shows rapple an apple pie*

*he is a robot apple*

X: Oh hey there little guy

rapple: hello sir

X: No need to call me Sir

rapple: yes sir

X: ...Didn't I just say not to

rapple: not to what

Call me sir

rapple: oh I'm so sorry sir

X: Bruh

rapple: i'm sorry sir but I am an electronic I do not have a brother

X: Stop calling me sir

rapple: but it's in my programming sir

X: Call me X

rapple: okay X now that I know your name I can stop calling you sir

X: Ok good!