she drives a reasonably priced car

canon

can make a grilled cheese (she eats too many)

canon

YES

"...what...?"

"Unless you really want to, I don't see why you need to lose weight."

"...y-you really mean that...?"

"Yeah. You're perfect just as you are."

"Aw, gee..."

*He hugged her*

"Oh-!"

"You don't need to be do hard on yourself.."

"I'm just... kinda self conscious about my body sometimes..."

"..well, there's no need for that. But if you're ever feeling down, remember: you're loved, you're accepted, and your perfect just how you are

i imagine she has a bad habit of making like three grilled cheeses and eating them all

The reason they don't buy fancy stuff is coz they buy so much American cheese
Aye you know who else loves grilled cheese

who

Me :D

you and Lauren could share some :D

OCs be wanting grilled cheese
Ya :D

:D

*Mr walks in on Lauren making lots of Grilled Cheese*
"..."
"...uh-"
"Gimme some of those!!"

Hey Rotisserie I finally got someone to watch Emesis Blu

nice

It's Moss

"Oh- uhm- hey-!!"

"I'm not gonna tell anyone but that's my favorite food!!"

"Uh... mine too! Don't tell the family, but... all four of these were for me..."

"hey, I don't judge. I actually eat a lot. You've seen how I'm pretty strong? That takes a lot of food."

"...I'm never gonna lose weight..."

"...? What?"

"...oh, sorry, I started spiraling... I... I didn't mean to do that..."

".. Lauren, I think you're just fine the way you are."

She once had a threesome (2 guys 1 girl)

non canon

Zad

The heck you sad about

i suck on her huge titties

non canon

erm i mean

she made a space jam reference by dunking a bald midget in a basketball hoop

she obviously didn't know

he was tan asf

She's an overused w**re

NONE OF YOU ARE WITHOUT SIN.

She dies

non canon

Big L

she gives her kids breakfast in bed on the weekends

canon that's actually really sweet :D

Redemption arc

:D