TWO HUNTERS ARE IN THE WOODS WHEN ONE OF THEM COLLPASES. HIS HUNTING BUDDY IMMEDIATELY CALLS 911. "MY FRIEND ISN'T BREATHING" HE SHOUTS INTO THE PHONE "WHAT SHOULD I DO". "RELAX" THE OPERATOR TELLS HIM. "I CAN HELP. FIRST, LET'S MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD." THERE'S SILENCE AND THEN A GUNSHOT. THE GUY GETS BACK ON THE CALL AND SAYS "OK, NOW WHAT?"
