"5 star restaurant here"

Then the 5 little pig built his house out of depleted uranium. The wolf:
What the f**k

Then the 6th little pig built his house out of nothing because his name was gojo

The 7th little pig made his house out of a holou-caust

then the story ends with the 8th little pig building his house out of nuclear bombs!

The 9th pig that’s part of the sequel builds his house out of pigs so the wolf eats them instead!

The 10th pig builds a house made out of bedrock from mincraft.

The 11th little pig built a house made of carbon nanotubes