Read this to the tune of ‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno’
We don’t talk about nose, nose, nose, nose, nose,
We don’t sweep with a broom, no, (Mas!)
It was Bruno’s wedding day (it was our wedding day)
We were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky (no clouds allowed in the sky)
Bruno walks in with a case full of gin (Treno! [You telling the story or am I?])
Bruno says he likes cocaine (why did he tell us)
When doing coke he goes insane (Abuela get the rehabilitation)
Married in a hurricane (what a painful day but anyway) we just talked about Bruno, no, no, no, we just talked about Bruno
