made a few AU's of Divvy

74 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Letter_F 12 months ago in potatos_island

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Letter_F
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Divvy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

PastelDivvy: ...I did. I broke it.

Divvy: No. No you didn't. AbstractDivvy?

AbstractDivvy: Don't look at me. Look at GangstaDivvy.

GangstaDivvy: What?! I didn't break it.

AbstractDivvy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

GangstaDivvy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

AbstractDivvy: Suspicious.

GangstaDivvy: No, it's not!

CatDivvy: If it matters, probably not, but ChillDivvy was the last one to use it.

ChillDivvy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

CatDivvy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

ChillDivvy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, CatDivvy!

PastelDivvy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Divvy.

Divvy: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

CatDivvy: Divvy... AbstractDivvy's been awfully quiet.

AbstractDivvy: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Divvy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Divvy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Divvy:

Divvy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Letter_F
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
nother one

Divvy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

PastelDivvy: What if it bites me and it dies!?

AbstractDivvy: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, PastelDivvy, learn to listen.

GangstaDivvy: What if it bites itself and I die?

CatDivvy: That’s voodoo.

ChillDivvy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

PastelDivvy: That’s correlation, not causation.

GangstaDivvy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

CatDivvy: That’s kinky.

Divvy: Oh my God.
Letter_F
0 ups, 12mo
yet another one

*The Divgang's reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Divvy: Thanks fam!

PastelDivvy: oh no

AbstractDivvy: *cries* I love you too

GangstaDivvy: Sounds fake but okay

CatDivvy: *A flustered mess*

ChillDivvy: can i get a refund
Christmas-Blook.M
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Show me the Divvys
Letter_F
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
aight but I'm not able to draw AbstractDivvy because it's complex

anyways here's the gang
Christmas-Blook.M
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
what the f**k is cat divvy
Letter_F
0 ups, 12mo
I'm sorry I couldn't think of anything else

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Divvy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: PastelDivvy: ...I did. I broke it. Divvy: No. No you didn't. AbstractDivvy? AbstractDivvy: Don't look at me. Look at GangstaDivvy. GangstaDivvy: What?! I didn't break it. AbstractDivvy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? GangstaDivvy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. AbstractDivvy: Suspicious. GangstaDivvy: No, it's not! CatDivvy: If it matters, probably not, but ChillDivvy was the last one to use it. ChillDivvy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! CatDivvy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? ChillDivvy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, CatDivvy! PastelDivvy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Divvy. Divvy: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: CatDivvy: Divvy... AbstractDivvy's been awfully quiet. AbstractDivvy: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Divvy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Divvy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Divvy: Divvy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.