*fortunate son intensigues*

*intensifies*

NAAAAH

Oh, it's just a soda ca-*notices blood* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I may be a girl.... BUT JESUS CHRIST

Using an empty plastic soda bottle is the way to go, and silicone lube works best here.

I like dark humor but holy shit why this exist!?

Why why why why why

is this mtn dew?

Ametaur i use a rubber chicken that I put lotion around the edges then. Yeah my chicken is traumatized

I like furry scat porn but WTF!

this you?

Nah

It's alright guys he just cut his fingies

You guys be using cans, I'll be here using the bleach bottle.