For all the Wheatlers out there, not for the sensitive Team Morshu members.

Update: Team Morshu's leader is also Islamophobic, which is a bad thing, all religions should be treated equally.

Quick note: Morshu read the entirety of the Bible. Did Wheatley

*do that?

No, no I didn’t

Time for a 3 days long Vocaroo!

Oh HELL no

Hmmm... Kinda thinking of doing that now... Recording the entire bible by myself...

Well, I'll do that over the coming weekends.

That’s definitely one of the ideas ever

Born too late to discover the earth
Born too early to travel through space
Born just in time to witness Morshu reading the Bible without AI

I’ll try to find ways to slip that in.

Good.

What a world

Human lore Vs human gameplay ain't lookin too good however.

Helpful, thank you.

No issue.

i don’t know if I would get away with yelling the “succing seed” part in public

An alternative would be: No, your seed doesn't suck. You should try succeeding instead of sucking seed.
Nice and shortened.

Waiting for the sequel

Yeah but you have to beat life 1 for that. Wonder why there are no leaks or anything. Lazy ass devs

I’m talking about saying “sucking seed” in public

Funny as hell doe

I’m holding in an kind of obvious suicide joke so badly now

That's a pretty decent speedrun tactic. Some people get there with glitches. Like cancer or seizure.

I bet they would like that unedited.

I wish we could choose difficulties
Like for easy you are born with rich parents but everything is less fun
And for hardcore you are homeless but become successful

Ehh
Hardcore isn't that fun.

This doesn’t seem the same

I mean, do they know?

These devs suck
They make moods so random and glitchy
One moment I’m happy the next I want to die
This is super aggravating

Nah, you just have a bad RNG seed.

Oh HELL no.
I don’t think

Are they homophobic?

I don’t think so, but my dad acts like it at times, and I don’t want to risk it

Try testing the waters.

And of course my seed sucks
(Title of my sex tape)

No, your seed doesn't suck. You just suck seed. Try "succeeding" instead of "succing seed"

This went from game jokes to talking about coming out

How…

Idk

How, like what do I do?

Ah, you know, when the mood is nice and light, just ask something like "Do you support, like, gays and stuff?" or something like that. If they are okay with it, you just say "Just asking, because I had some odd feelings recently...". If they are not okay, be careful with how you continue.

Wordplay go brr

Try saying that comment out loud 3 times over.

If you are in public, it has the added side effect of everyone thinking you are weird.