SMG4 after finding out Meggy has a brother

Since when???

She always has, she just never talks about him. Do you wanna know his name?

James or smth?

Yes, his name is James.

How? inklings DIE in WATER. The Navy is giant SHIPS on WATER????

James has a human vorm also.

O.K. mabye

Funny thing, Bruce Spletzer was in the Marines, Lexi Spletzer was in the CIA (their parents, and judging by James' hair, you can guess what species Lexi is). Bruce and Lexi both possess the ability to swap between human and sea-life form.

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORATION FROM!?!?!?!?

I know this information because I AM Bruce Spletzer.

WHAT!!!! (dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN)

Yes, I am Meggy's father. And there's more: I'm also formerly Agent 4 of the Squidbeak Splatoon, Lexi's formerly Agent 8.

wait.... I'M AGENT 3 BRAYDEN WOOPER!!!!!

Well, Jazz didn't tell me he had a brother ( Jazz was the Original Agent 3). He said his daughter Sophie would fill his shoes after retiring, guess he thought she wasn't ready. And she isn't; she's still very insecure. He's also married to Agent 2.

Well I'll step down when she's ready.

Sounds like a plan to me.

I just remembered Bruce on my animal crossing island. He was in the war with Afghanistan. He also has a relationship with Cherve.

Oi, still there

can't reply to my own comment, so I think you have the same problem

ye im going to sleep i'll talk to you tomorrow

K bye

Quick question. What was your reaction to Meggy inking up her room that one time.

"TF are you doing, girl?"

And what about that time she crawled down to the splaterfest arena to meet One Shot Wren?

I wasn't with her that time, but I was driven to wonder how she got down there, but I was reluctant seeing that my old friend Wren saved her. I didn't scold her since she was still a toddler. I shouldn't have trusted my brother with her.

Yeah.... about Wren. He almost purposely driven her insane and trapped her and her friends in a digital world (they escaped).

... still taking it in.