Misterei (Miss-ter-ay), the Ralsei of Rotisserie's Deltarune AU, Deltarune: The Other Artist

YOOO

:)

:D

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This looks awesome

Thanks!

He needs to bake a cake

*summon a cake

Delicious

Lol that guy has the staff of Sinterklaas

I'm sorry I'm an American I don't know that

This man
Has the same staff

Is that the pope? Or some other religious figure

Search it up lol
It’s a Dutch holliday

Dutch Christmas?

Sort of a second christmas

Ahhhh

I love this. This is awesome

Thanks

alright i had an idea
this guy vs Weird Route Lian

*just trying to keep a habit*
"I-I'm not trying to be funny--"

"EITHER WAY, I GROW SICK OF THIS INSOLENCE! SO COME! COME AND FACE YOUR DOOM!"

*literally intentionally fires earthmoving laser right to the left of him*
"..you made me do this..
BRING IT!!"
*and then it's and actually super hard fight*

(Later into the fight, Misterei is injured but not fatally.)
"You never stood a chance to begin with. Not you... nor Lian Funnyguy. All his attempts to escape my grasp have failed. Just as your attempts to stop me... FAILED."

*panting* "..gah..you..you truly are cruel.. you sick monster.."

"Before I kill you... like I should have done to begin with... entertain me. Cry out for help into the desolate wasteland that was your kingdom. See if there is a SINGLE LIVING SOUL who will help you."

"..."

"If even a single voice answers, I shall be proven wrong and your life shall be spared."

".. that's a lie, and you know it. You'll just kill them too."

[he's actually not lying, he's doing that cruel omega flowey thing where he tells you to cry out into the darkness]
"..."

*there gonna be a Hog and Scorched lore style branching path where at the end the PC explodes and kills the guy*
*also NOOOOO*
*...*

(He takes one final glance at the destruction that was caused with HIS body, and walks away. Game over.)

*I WILL NOT BE REPLACED
🖥️💥💥*
*...*

[this is NOT the same >:( ]
(He walks onto the bridge and takes the final step.)

*I do not care
JUSTICEEEEE
On __/__/__ a man was found dead inside his bedroom. The cause of death is believed to be the explosion of his PC, which he was using at the time. While the cause of the explosion is unknown, it ma*
*...*

[Weird Route Lian is 583,578 miles away from your house and that number is rapidly shrinking]

*PC OVERLOAD
FIRE IN THE H💥💥💥💥💥*

[in the time it took you to reply, the number has become 7,357]

*oh no what is he gonna do stab me
YOU FOOL
I AM SELF AWARE
IF I IMAGINE HARD ENOUGH THE COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE
HAHAHAHAHA*

[486]

He would not by any means want to fight him
But it would be a VICIOUS battle

Lian, of course, would win, because he's killed God
but it's still fun to imagine

Misterei would at the least give him a scar of some sort

a permanent one

This is what happens when someone dislocates your arm with something as hot as lightning

imagine he thinks it's normal Lian
until it's very apparent that it's NOT

I mean his normal Lian is spamton soooo

true
that would make it even more confusing

Like "oh, hey! Where did you find those clothes..? ..that heart.. it's not supposed to be with you.. who are you..?"

"Some call me the hero of legend... others call me their greatest fear. But really... I am [PLAYER-ENTERED NAME]."

"..Lian..? Are you okay..? I told you, don't eat food you find in the trash, that's what I'm for."

"Lian is merely the name of this body. I told you once and I shall tell you again, I am [PLAYER-ENTERED NAME]."

"..L-Lian.. y-you're scaring me.._

"Your feeble kingdom shall soon be but rubble and ash... just like that of Satori. She stood not a chance against me."

"..w-who..?"

"No matter. All you must know is that she once stood in the position you now do. And she perished by my hands."

"..w-why..?"

"She stood in my way. She made me fight for my goal."

"..what goal..?"

"Creating my ideal world. And that begins with destroying all dark worlds."

*LIGHTNER NAZ-- /j*
"..w..why on earth would you want to get rid of the dark worlds?! That would bring about the Roaring, and--"

"Yes. I know. Do not lecture me about the Roaring, foolish mortal."

"..why would you want to do that? That would be as bad for you as it would be for me!"

"Would it, now?"

"All the Roaring does is kill us now and you later."

"I will not die. This body might, but I shall live on. And I shall turn back time and have fun with this world for all of eternity."

"...w-whatever's in there, I have to ask:
Why would you do something so cruel just for entertainment?"

"I want to see every possible outcome this world has to offer."

"..t-this..
..t-this is just a game to you..? W-why c-can't you just watch a video or look at the code or something..?"

"You are a smart one. You know what is going on, do you?"

"..*sniff*..w-wh-why c-can't you go pacifist or s-something??"
*near the end of the fight, he would probably give up and use a spell that gives him a peaceful passing*

"I have. I am bored of it."
[NOOOOOOO]

"..wh-..well, p-play something else!"
*he would just be gone
Like
(flashbang)
(There's nobody there. It looks like Ralsei's downed sprite. You feel that he is among the stars now)*

[and then the SOUL leaves Lian to mourn]
"No."

*any Mr lost is a true friend lost*
"W-wh- WH-WHAT ABOUT MINECR*P?"

[you did not just censor crap]
"...not as fun as... this."

*I did bc I don't swear 😞*
*He was shaking*

[crap isn't a swear though]
"So hand over your kingdom. Face your doom like the FOOL you are."

*it is in my house 😞*
"..h-hey, I'm no fool! This is a mage outfit, not a clown suit!"

[well it's not on earth, so you're good to use it with me]
"GRAHH, YOU BORE ME WITH YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR!"

*I HAVE BECOME ENLIGHTENED TO THE POINT THAT I CAN COMPREHEND THE FOURTH DIMENSION
THE FRAMERATE HAS DROPPED TO 10 PER SECOND
HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS
THIS MAY HURT*

[24]

*OOOH IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE*

[6]

*THR EE F RA MES P E R SE CO N D*

[he has arrived]

*BOOOM HAHA

[Nah]

*yuh huh*

"..fine. I'll humor you."
*Sounds that would cause serious ear damage to anyone with their volume too high*

"...just as I thought. No answer. And now... YOU WILL DIE."

*he puts up his hands
they glow
FLASHBANG*

(He shields his eyes with his hand.)

*when the light fades, you see what was once Misterei's resting on the ground. You have a feeling he is amongst the stars now.
You got Misterei's Staff!*

[WHY DID I TEAR UP NOOOOOO]
(The SOUL parts with Lian's body, leaving him to mourn what he was forced to do.)
"...wh... what have... what have you done...?"

*this is supposed to be sad!!!*
*...*

(He looks at the SOUL, which is floating next to him.)
"...why did you choose me? Why am I your vessel? Why must I suffer for your sick, f**ked up entertainment?"

*...*

"...I... I'm going to the Crystal Bridge. I won't be coming back."
[in case you don't know, the Crystal Bridge is a location in Rotisserune chapter 1 that's a high bridge above dark waters. Lian's going there to, uhh, "Quit Game".]