What's the difference between Anne frank and Santa

I dunno

Santa goes down the chimney

Jesus Christ

I'm sorry 😂

wait a minute

do mine eyes decieve me or are you actually

Age
So a ship would be inappropriate

Santa is magical he doesn't age
Anne frank is bi so it's fine

I mean, Anne frank has names of both genders
This means if Santa made himself look like a teenager they could have a Shazam 2 relationship

Oh my god 🤯

wait did you see that movie?

No?

Ohhh
well long story short there's a girl that looks like a teenager in high school and one of the main guys falls for her and they end up liking each other
Then in the end of the movie she tells him she's 6000 years old before they kiss each other. BEFORE

Oh and he's like 16 which means she's a pedophile

Loll
I mean honestly if I liked someone then found out they were really old I'd still like them. Like. Doesn't change anything.

True true
Honestly I don't have a problem with that but I do have a problem with middle aged ppl simping for anime girls that look like 12 year olds but then they're like "she's 5000 so it isn't pedophilia"

Yeah that's just f**ked up

and they were cute together

Lol

Fr

Lmao

WTF 😭

But Santa gives gifts to the good boys and girls

but he's the one who killed hitler so he is a good boy

My grandpa killed Hitler

bro thats not true otherwise i would have seen you on that history.com thing

literally

sure

bro im german but im prob not related to hitler but i am related to someone in the England in the royal family

Holdupyouknowhitlerkilledhimselfright

You can't say Hitler was that bad. After all, he did kill Hitler...

Real

Also his wife eva braun killed herself too so even she's not all that bad for liking him

though it makes me think, what kinda pyscho would fall for Hitler lmaoo

Me me I'd do it

wait did you just take that?

Nah I took it yesterday

woah woah did he actually say that?

No clue

wait fr

His personality type is infj
Mine is entp
Google says that's the best match for an entp

Pfffft-
That reminds me, have you ever taken the "what dictator are you most like?" test
I got mussolini lmao

Oh coolio, was it a trend yesterday?

yea that would be messed up if he did

Yeah, it was

Did you take any of the how dark are you ones?

O noice
which one?

ye

I think I took one similar to that

Did you take it?

I'm taking it now lol

Oh god that sounded pushy and pissy I'm sorry I was just legit wonderong if you did

oh you're good I was just going to where I work and it's a long walk from the office
Plus I walk there twice bc I don't feel like carrying everything twice if I can't work yet

Lolll ok

https://www.idrlabs.com/light-triad-dark-triad/test.php

A few of my family members would definitely get high on the narcissism part

Lolllll nice
Yours is really good, like nice and balanced
Mine is so f**ked ): tis ok tho at least it isn't narcissism
I hate your family members

somewhat lol
I love how it basically says the avg person is on the dark side
yea narcissism is the worst
I'm surrounded by skilled gaslighters 🙄

Yeah, loll

ig we're all secretly Sith

O coolio

Yeah why did he only get 1 present

bc he gassed the jews as well