Day 100 of asking for owner

WHY I, OBIWON, SHOULD HAVE OWNER; I AM A RULE FOLLOWER (NEVER BEEN BANNED); BEEN ASKING FOR 100 DAYS (REALLY WANT IT); FAIR AND JUST MOD (ONLY BANS WHEN ACCEPTABLE, AND FOR A VALID AMOUNT OF TIME); PLEASE (WOULD MEAN A LOT); THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION