crazy

i cut my dick off

9 not 10 cuz overused and relatable

Its a joke one but
I ate five homeless people because I thought they were watermelons

1 that shits not crazy just relatable

😭

dam

Earlier today some little kid started blubbering crying because i bumped into him accidentally, abd tried to hide how sad he was by growling and saying he was gonna beat me up, but the tears were streaming down like niagara falls

7 this f**king shitface is the most sensitive snowflake ong

he looked like the kinda kid who pouts in the corner when he can’t have his ipad for 4 seconds

also the kinda kid to read Big Nate and DOAWK like it’s the f**king Bible

real

he walked over to his mom and pointed at me asking her to yell at me like i was Hitler

if he gets that mad over being bumped into then i shudder to imagine how he acts at school

acoustic

regarded

i was f**ked by a trans girl last night

8 relatable

/j

oh i tuought u was serious

Last year I watched my friend pour soap into our teacher's fish tank killing like 5/6 fish my teacher had (the 6th one was in a separate tank) and then like a month later I also watched her kill the last fish (she did it after school when the teacher was out of the room and then we ran)

WTF 20

The teacher still doesn't know who killed the fish 💀

30

I was four and I bit the neighbor's dog, killed and ate it. Too bad I woke up though it was fun 😮‍💨

11 wtf

My craziest story is a tad intense and I don’t wanna share it publicly

then do the 2nd craziest