Conspiracy Keanu

Oh jeez you moderate Lego Ninjago stream
How perfect

Lol yeah.

barbies live in dream flesh houses

Oh shoot you're right

Aw I'm your first follower that's wild

Preston!! No!

Preston once I make YouTube videos I was f**king bullied by jaiden animations she wants me dead...

Markiplier nooo

Sad

Loll where did you come from

Probably his mom

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bro comments this on every meme

If your wandering what the English translation is here it is:

‼ ️WARNING Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!! WARNING‼ ️

⚠️Citizens please note‼ ️ This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () Your internet browser history and activity were brought to our attention. Therefore, 15 ( -15 Social Credits) Social Credits in your profile will be discounted. DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits ) will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (Reallocation of CCP by Ministry of People's Supplies) You' ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. If you do not hesitate, more social credits will be discounted from your profile, resulting in reduced ration supplies. You will also be sent to a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region. Glory to the party! Glory to the PRC!

‼ ️ -1000 Social Credits, Bad work peasant! You have disrespected our great leader Xi Jinping and talked about the Tiannamen Square, off to you to the re-education camp! Remember to use the promo code "BEIJING" at your checkout to recieve a free food resource for your family a day. Good bye citizen and glory to the CCP!‼ ️

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! Good luck‼ ️

by Glory to the PRC, dot u mean Gorly to the people republic of China! the land of the sweatshops!

Glory*

That’s mine now

Or are they made of house? A paradox.

Well it depends on the Lego size. If the person is bigger than the house, yeah they'd be made of house. But normal Lego people are smaller, so they make up house, same way bricks make up a chimney and not the other way around.

What if there's a small lego guy and a big Lego guy and a medium Lego house

wait, if everything is made of their own flesh, what happens when they sit on the couch?

They sit on the dead.

true
which would mean that stealing anything is literally grave robbing

And don’t forget that they mold the body’s to furniture!

this would also mean anytime they eat food it's made out of humans
so burgers are made from human muscle instead of animal muscle

and this means there's no such thing as vegans

You are starting to understand it, my apprentice.

this also means they go to sleep on dead people

That’s correct.

oop-

when the lego figures eat the food they are eating their own flesh

Why

I ALMOST WOKE MY MOM UP TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LAUGHED APPROXIMATIVLY

This wasn't even meant to be that funny I was just trying to get to the 1000 points so my comment limit goes away 😭

There’s a comment limit? 💀

Yeah it's like a timer

Can’t imagine having a timer 🥱

yea they made it to stop p*** bots from spamming links

I remember that. RIP /politics

Fr

I wouldn’t know I haven’t been a new user since the year 2020

Ahh

Yea

I'm still trying to get rid of the timer ;-;

Bruh I know that pain.