If you're reading this, this is you. Your feelings lie to you. What feels fake is real. And what feels real is fake.

FEELS THAT ACCURATE, TRUTHFUL INFORMATION AND REPORTING IS BORING, ERUDITE, AND CONDESCENDING; EVERY SINGLE CONSERVATIVE, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE THE EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE; AND INSTEAD ONLY CONSUMES SENSATIONALIST FEARMONGERING MISINFORMATION AND PROPAGANDA