ASKING OUT YOUR CRUSH; “I’M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THE DOCTOR SAID I WILL ONLY LIVE THROUGH ANOTHER 24 HOURS. I WISH I COULD GO OUT WITH YOU JUST ONCE AND MY HEART IS BREAKING.”; “THAT’S IT! I HIRED SOMEONE TO GO AFTER YOU AND THEY’RE COMING OVER YOUR HOUSE NOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!”; “THIS IS YOUR CRUSH’S MOTHER, AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT SHE PASSED OUT FROM BEING SO HORRIFIED FROM YOUR MESSAGE. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HER?”; “OOPS. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE TWO WEEKS LATE. I WOULD’VE WENT OUT WITH YOU BUT NOW I’M ALREADY WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE IT’S TOO LATE.”; “ACTUALLY, I GOT ENGAGED TO THE BULLY WHO RUINED YOUR LIFE LAST YEAR AND NOW WE’RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT YEAR.”; “I’M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU RIGHT NOW!”; “SORRY BUT I LIKE YOUR BROTHER MORE THAN I LIKE YOU.”; “YOU’RE MORE LIKE A FATHER TO ME.”; “HOW COULD YOU EVER DO THIS TO ME?”; “NOT IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ALIVE!”; *MESSAGE READ LAST WEEK*; “EWW GROSS!”; “LOL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.”; “I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND.”; “NO.”; “I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.”; “WHO ELSE CAN WE BRING WITH US?”; “I’LL THINK ABOUT IT.”; “THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA.”; “I THINK WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!”; “WE SHOULD TRY GOING OUT SOME TIME!”; “THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!”; “YES! I WOULD LOVE TO!”; “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO COME!”; “THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY I’VE EVER HAD!”; “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!”; “I WAS BROKEN INSIDE AND YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE! I HOPE WE WILL FOREVER LIVE THE BEST LIFE TOGETHER!”; “YOU JUST ASKED OUT THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD, AND NOW YOU JUST UNLOCKED THE SECRET CODE TO FOREVER REIGN THE WORLD AS KING WITH ME.”
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